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AIBU?

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Six people eating olives in Sudbury

132 replies

YouAreTheProduct · 28/12/2021 22:46

AIBU

OP posts:
rufflyshirt · 29/12/2021 13:55

@Lollypop701

Tell the 6 people that olives don’t work for you
Calmly, though. Remember no is a complete sentence.
PurpleThursdays · 29/12/2021 14:05

Maybe these 6 people are depressed or have anxiety?

I blame the MIL.

HideousKinky · 29/12/2021 14:07

You don't have a people problem, you have an olive problem

Smokeahontas · 29/12/2021 14:09

Did you mean to be so rude?

WestendVBroadway · 29/12/2021 14:12

A cutted up pear will go beautifully with olives😀

CoffeeRunner · 29/12/2021 14:17

Maybe the olives identify as hotdogs?

BamberGascoine · 29/12/2021 14:19

Ballonz? Is that you?

BrightYellowDaffodil · 29/12/2021 14:19
ListenToChickens · 29/12/2021 14:25

Ladies called Olive, in Sudbury, go into hiding immediately!!

There be cannibals about...

BobLemon · 29/12/2021 14:27

Boswell!

Don’t forget that “no” is a complete sentence, OP

Flowers
Bluetrews25 · 29/12/2021 14:29

Are they eating Olive's £400 shoes?
A poster called Olive has reported they are missing presumed stolen. Or perhaps they were Stollen? In which case I would definitely be eating them! Just wondered if the two were linked. If Olive is also in Sudbury. Which she may or may not be.
I think I've read too many stream-of-consciousness not-making-sense-posts today.

Xtraincome · 29/12/2021 14:55

Go NC with this OP

Time40 · 29/12/2021 15:07

You need to get your ducks in a row, OP. Also, I agree with the pp who said call the non-emergency number and log it.

Suggestions2021 · 29/12/2021 16:39

Bug which Sudbury are we talking about here? London, Suffolk or Derbyshire?

Suffolk has a Waitrose so that's my best bet. Is there a Waitrose in the London one? Hmm

PerkingFaintly · 29/12/2021 17:39

Ducks at Chatsworth. Ducks in a row. So many ducks.

I think the olives are red herrings.

Whenigrowupiwanttobea · 31/12/2021 20:39

LTB's!!

Whatsherusername · 31/12/2021 21:06

This thread has given me a much needed smile so thank you

cheapskatemum · 31/12/2021 21:09

Sudbury north west London, or Sudbury in Suffolk? The latter is close enough to me that I may go & join them...

AlfonsoTheGoat · 31/12/2021 21:09

A buncha Tories. Labour voters would never do this.

eagerlywaitingfor · 31/12/2021 21:09

Ah, so there is a branch of Waitrose in Sudbury.

CathyorClaire · 31/12/2021 21:16

So long as they weren't answering the door to unexpected callers or planning on cleaning the next day's residue with a toilet brush it's fine, OP.

LosingTheWill2 · 31/12/2021 21:17

Are they on the Chester draws? Are you alright hun (insert head tilt)

Justkeeppedaling · 31/12/2021 21:19

Stuffed? And if so, peppers, almonds or anchovies? Or something else?

Queenoftheashes · 31/12/2021 21:24

Picky bits for NY

godmum56 · 31/12/2021 21:50

fabulous thread. Happy New Year all!

oh and I like dcemi sec champers with my olives if anyone is pouring

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