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Six people eating olives in Sudbury

132 replies

YouAreTheProduct · 28/12/2021 22:46

AIBU

OP posts:
Ericaequites · 29/12/2021 03:18

Leave the bastards.

daisychain01 · 29/12/2021 03:21

Photo or it didn't happen.

vodkaredbullgirl · 29/12/2021 03:45

Yuk

Crapslattern · 29/12/2021 04:20

But have they wiped their bums clean?

EmmaGrundyForPM · 29/12/2021 04:24

Do they have Mental Health issues?

Gretaburley · 29/12/2021 06:58

Better be Kalamata.

Mummyoflittledragon · 29/12/2021 07:01

Brexit means Brexit. Olives. OLIVES!. But they’re forrin. Xmas Envy

Thewomeninthemirror · 29/12/2021 07:58

I’m clutching my pearls

JustRambling · 29/12/2021 08:33

How middle class

rufflyshirt · 29/12/2021 09:02

Question from the new GCHQ quiz book?

Bornin1989 · 29/12/2021 09:24

It sounds like they could be on the spectrum.

MichelleScarn · 29/12/2021 09:26

How did they manage that while Sistene Screaming? 😱

rufflyshirt · 29/12/2021 09:26

I have snapped and farted, etc.

Mummyoflittledragon · 29/12/2021 09:30

Dump and run thread. Honestly op, how are we supposed help you sort your life out if you don’t engage?

NorthSouthcatlady · 29/12/2021 09:31

I need a diagram

itsmyfault · 29/12/2021 09:54

Yes Got it! An anagram of
EXISTING SUNBIRD LOVELIES YUPPY YO

Am I right?

RowsOfHolly · 29/12/2021 10:57

Do these olives eat anything other than people?

Are they spreading?

Should there be road blocks?

But as a horror film plot it does sound…niche.

The Horror Hors d’oeuvres

Anti Pasti Turns Nasty ?

Skeumorph · 29/12/2021 11:06

@Mummyoflittledragon

Dump and run thread. Honestly op, how are we supposed help you sort your life out if you don’t engage?
It’s not her fault it’s because SHE’S CANADIAN
ChipsNdFish · 29/12/2021 11:42

This. This is the Mumsnet I love and miss 😂😂😂 have you logged it with 101 OP?

rufflyshirt · 29/12/2021 13:22

but did your ds make a clay cock :/

Tal45 · 29/12/2021 13:26

If you are one of the six YABVU as olives are disgusting. Even my husband the human dustbin doesn't like them - and let me tell you he really tried to.

RoseAndRose · 29/12/2021 13:30

@CovidCorvid

Green? Black?
Green - they're not barbarians!
Lollypop701 · 29/12/2021 13:48

Tell the 6 people that olives don’t work for you

CouldIhaveaword · 29/12/2021 13:53

@godmum56

Greek style or plump?
I'm fairly sure you're not allowed to describe people as 'plump' nowadays
HesGotHisTrombole · 29/12/2021 13:54

Did you mean to be so rude?