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Six people eating olives in Sudbury

132 replies

YouAreTheProduct · 28/12/2021 22:46

AIBU

OP posts:
Whiskersonkittens21 · 29/12/2021 00:18

Shaking and crying.

Smokeahontas · 29/12/2021 00:19

Unable to function thinking about this

WorraLiberty · 29/12/2021 00:20

Selfish bastards

What's Olive supposed to eat now?

spiderlight · 29/12/2021 00:20

Sharon?

Skeumorph · 29/12/2021 00:22

🦖 could be

Skiptheheartsandflowers · 29/12/2021 00:22

Call the non-emergency police number and report it

HunkyPunk · 29/12/2021 00:24

How about just going and talking to them?

Smokeahontas · 29/12/2021 00:26

POO TROLL

tectonicplates · 29/12/2021 00:29

It sounds a bit like a film title. Kind of like Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

Colouringaddict · 29/12/2021 00:30

Will no one think of the children?!

me4real · 29/12/2021 00:30

I don't get this thread. But- penis beaker. Or arse fudge.

Bornin1989 · 29/12/2021 00:31

Lock the gate so they can't get out and have to come and talk to you to release their car. If they don't come, go out for a roast dinner.

Silverswirl · 29/12/2021 00:34

@Bornin1989

Lock the gate so they can't get out and have to come and talk to you to release their car. If they don't come, go out for a roast dinner.
🤣🤣🤣 memories
TameDucksAtChatsworth · 29/12/2021 00:39

How very Sudbury.

IncessantNameChanger · 29/12/2021 00:39

Dont believe you so finger is hoovering over the report option.

But just in case in case it's TRUE you can remove them with sex lube and a fish slice if needs be...

wildthingsinthenight · 29/12/2021 00:40

Go NC

anotherchocolate · 29/12/2021 00:42

You mean they were eating picky bits?

Scrabblecrabapple · 29/12/2021 00:43

Are they stuffed?

RowsOfHolly · 29/12/2021 00:46

We need a diagram.

PerkingFaintly · 29/12/2021 00:48

@TameDucksAtChatsworth

How very Sudbury.
Sez you, Chatsworth.
BrocolliHamster · 29/12/2021 00:49

Call 111.

Also this isn't what A&E is for, of the olives are well enough to be eaten, they shouldn't be there

Yellownotblue · 29/12/2021 00:49

Ha ha. Like they have olives in Sudbury.

Ginandplatonic · 29/12/2021 00:50

How vile. I’d be fuming.

ChristmasPlanning · 29/12/2021 00:50

Cancel the cheque that'll teach them

ASeriesOfTubes · 29/12/2021 00:51

@Scrabblecrabapple

Are they stuffed?
Depends how many they've eaten.