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My bloody mother

55 replies

Cockwomblingfree · 25/12/2021 10:47

My darling mother. I could start other threads about her awful abusive behaviour, selfish bullshit and DARVO that have gone on through my entire life but today its just a Christmas rant.

I had a childhood of battlefield bigamists Christmases, grew up hating the season and ditched doing it when I was about 18. Since having DC I do Christmas and its a merry time. This year, I have invited my DM for lunch, and after years of her spending it with my cowbag cousin & her closeted DH she said yes so is coming here. She can drive but refuses to (because of Covid Hmm) so my lovely DH is driving a 100+ mile round trip to get her, and I will take her home this evening.

We are all vaccinated. Everyone at my house have taken LFTs all week, ahead of her visit because she is terrified of Covid. We are all clear. My DM has been grocery shopping, to see family, the hairdressers, went to a party at a neighbours yesterday so I asked her to take an LFT, she said fine, she has them in her house but hasn't done one before.

I've just called her to let her know DH is on his way and she hasn't taken a test. She refuses. She has boxes of them but wont use them. She says it will make her gag & she doesn't like it (awww diddums). She says she feels fine and the neighbour is a doctor so won't have covid HmmHmm.

DH hasn't seen his own DM in over a year, he's supposed to drive 300 miles on Boxing Day to visit her. DC birthday is later this week. If DH is sick our livelihood is in jeopardy, while DM is retired. My Darling mother doesn't give a shit about any of that, its all about her. As fucking always. Nobody else in the world matters at all.

She says she feels fine, won't take the test and is now refusing to come if I insist. The food is done, I've bought her a gift to unwrap (she won't have got me anything, she never does). She doesn't give a fuck does she? DH is almost at her house. WIBU to phone the selfish obstinate cow and tell her to just take 2 minutes out of her life to do a tiny fucking test or spend Christmas on her bloody own?

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MsEmmeline · 25/12/2021 10:49

Oh, this is difficult. I know my Mum would struggle to do a test by herself, she'd just get really stressed and muck it up. Would she be better with a nose only test?

Good luck with whatever you decide to do.

Justcashnosweets · 25/12/2021 10:49

Phone her and tell her if she doesn't take the test, your dh will be coming straight home without her. Very selfish of her.

ByGolly · 25/12/2021 10:51

Her choice
Enjoy your Christmas without her.

Haggisfish3 · 25/12/2021 10:51

Tell her to just do it up the nose. And if not, fuck her. Leave her on her own.

BringBackCoffeeCreams · 25/12/2021 10:51

YABU for inviting her in the first place. Why invite a horrible person and then be all surprised when they act horrible? Call your husband and tell him to turn around and leave her where she is. Enjoy your Christmas with the people who matter and care about you.

Youngatheart00 · 25/12/2021 10:52

The NHS flowflex tests are nasal only

RockallMalinHebrides · 25/12/2021 10:52

Not all tests require a throat swab - which ones has she got?

grapewine · 25/12/2021 10:54

Just leave it. Don't pander to her. Don't jeopardise your husband's visit to his mother after so long or your child's birthday.

User154871 · 25/12/2021 10:54

I have every sympathy. Tell her exactly the choice above.

My own mother is arriving late and leaving early deliberately as she's sulking as she's not allowed to stay over (to prevent her alcoholic ways). She's just excluding herself. Xx

Wingedharpy · 25/12/2021 10:56

If you didn't want her to come unless she had a negative test, why did your DH set off to collect her before you'd had a test result from her?

ChargingBuck · 25/12/2021 10:58

WIBU to phone the selfish obstinate cow and tell her to just take 2 minutes out of her life to do a tiny fucking test or spend Christmas on her bloody own?

YABU. Don't phone your mum. Ring DH & ask him to come straight home. Pain in the arse for him, but at least he then doesn't have to endure her on the car on the return journey, or cope with your stress & misery when she's inevitably mean to you.
And you don't have to drive 100 miles this evening - win all round.

btw, am hearting your username & you write very entertainingly, if that helps. I know it's not an entertaining subject, but am enjoying the black humour (my own mother is a child molesting monster, it's allowed).

Solidarity, sister :) Flowers

ChargingBuck · 25/12/2021 10:59

@Haggisfish3

Tell her to just do it up the nose. And if not, fuck her. Leave her on her own.
Tell her to just do it up her arse, more like ...
DrSbaitso · 25/12/2021 11:03

So tell her to sod off and enjoy your Christmas.

Cockwomblingfree · 25/12/2021 11:05

thanks all. I'm in tears.

I know what she's like so yes to those who ask why I'd expect her to be different, you're right.

It is so difficult. She's old, frightened, afraid of the test up her nose. I said just scrape your tonsils then, but she won't even do that much for DH, and for her GC.

I phoned her just as DH was setting off to say he was on his way. She'd said yesterday she'd take a test but I suspected she'd do this so asked her. I phoned DH immediately but he's driving and not answering his phone. So I've texted him. Its his call, he's the one who wont see his DM and extended family. he may be OK with it as long as there are no hugs, she wears a mask in the car and while she's here. So will wait to see what he says.

FFS.

Right. Shower, Christmas jumper and put the spuds on, all the food will have to be ready if she comes so that all the knives are out of the way by the time she arrives.

Merry fucking Christmas vipers.

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SoniaFouler · 25/12/2021 11:06

YABU for the homophobia

BluebellsGreenbells · 25/12/2021 11:06

I’d be ringing him to come home. Not because of the test, but because she’s not in the least bit bothered about you or Christmas.

JSL52 · 25/12/2021 11:07

@SoniaFouler

YABU for the homophobia
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LaBellina · 25/12/2021 11:07

Don’t blame a clown for blaming like a clown, just stop going to the circus. Or in this case, stop inviting the clown.

Your DM sounds horrible, I would give her one last chance to take the test and say your DH can help her if she’s struggling to get it done by herself. If she refuses then you won’t host her.

LakieLady · 25/12/2021 11:07

I wouldn't be doing 100 mile round trip to pick up someone who couldn't be arsed to tolerate a few seconds discomfort for the sake of their hosts' health.

Sod her.

LaBellina · 25/12/2021 11:07

For being a clown sorry Blush

Cockwomblingfree · 25/12/2021 11:08

I'm not homophobic. My cousins DH is closeted, one of my gay friends knows him. I have never said a word IRL, its their lives.

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DifficultBloodyWoman · 25/12/2021 11:08

I’d call DH and tell him to knock on her door, ask to see and LFT if she wants to get in the car with him and leave her behind if she doesn’t comply. I’d also call DM in advance and tell her those are the instructions DH will be following.

Don’t negotiate with terrorists.

JSL52 · 25/12/2021 11:09

You've asked her to do one thing.
Your husband has driven all the way there.
You can't have a drink ( if you wanted one) to drive her home.
I would tell her to enjoy her day with her friends ( none of whom have Covid 🙄)
She sounds a bit thick if she thinks a Dr can't get Covid , can't believe anyone could come out with something like that.

Cockwomblingfree · 25/12/2021 11:12

*Don’t blame a clown for being a clown... don't negotiate with terrorists" yes I know. Covid, her terror, her loneliness, she might be a selfish arsehole but I'm not that person. I tried to do a good thing. But no good deed and all that..

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DisforDarkChocolate · 25/12/2021 11:12

I can't understand why you invited her. It's just giving her a way to control you.

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