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nicknames for neighbours

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TheCreamCaker · 20/12/2021 19:57

Do any of you have nicknames for friends and/or neighbours? Over the years, we've had:

The Lottery Queen (she once won a few thousand and bragged about it for years)
Internet King (used to sit on his PC in the window - with no shirt on)
Father Ted (got a mass of white hair)
Roman Helmet (hair in that shape which is plastered to her head)
Mr Muscle (very petite and short man)
Honey Monster (huge woman with a moustache)
Big 'tache Slipper Man (no description needed)
The Mole (neighbourhood watch lady)
Barry the Bag (always shopping)

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IAmMeThisIsI · 21/12/2021 00:53

"The Bungolians" - The old woman and her daughter who live in the bungalow opposite. The name is because they're like a different species to humans. Much like a leprechaun or a goblin.

"The Honey Monster" - The woman's sister nextdoor. Because she's huge and loud with a golden mane to match. And when she bellows it sounds much like the honey monster from the Sugar Puffs advert.

Boxerine · 21/12/2021 01:07

Fantasy Island (large, talks a lot of shit)
Weed Carpets (stoners who play inspiral carpets a lot)
Windolene (opens and closes windows really noisily and with alarming frequency)
Charver Boi (self explanatory)

MyOtherCarIsAPorsche · 21/12/2021 01:12

Cleesteen - Christine next door (lovely lady)
Hook nose - next door but one who lives with 'Stop Cock' - he keeps turning the water off for several properties, including ours
Botox Bertha - next door but one t'other side
Rabbit legs - jogger at 7.30 am
Tom (Cruise) - bloke next door t'other side (actually called Steve but we call him Tom because he goes cruising - not in a good way)
Weather man - lovely old bloke with dementia who stops you to talk about the jet stream
Wednesday Walker Man - old bloke who goes past at 9am once a week with a rucksack bigger than him
Bag man - a man who we saw trip over a bag once
Dirty Doc - doctor over the road who got married not long after his wife died
Pirate Pete - bloke over the road with a pony tail
Local cyclist - ex NDN who was referred to as 'local cyclist' in the newspaper, who'd only been out once on his bicycle, but was interviewed about a local occurrence when he stopped for a cigarette
Mr Benn - bloke round the corner who has the appropriate outfit for every occasion - wears a headlight on his forehead when walking his dog
Gobalot - the neighbourhood gossip who's husband has a purple face (Purple People Eater)
Nob with dog - a nob with a dog which pees up NDN's gate post regularly
Miss Trunchable - daughter's old PE teacher
Trevor two dogs - I don't know why
The Wok - he thinks he's the only person who can cook anything decent and brags about using 'two types of cheese' in one dish, and brags about the type of wine he drinks (but can't pronounce the name correctly). Genuinely thinks he's a chef. I imagine him giving a running commentary (to camera) whilst he's cooking. 🤢

I could go on ....

I don't think there's anyone we know who we haven't renamed (affectionately) ....

Apparently - my husband is The Gas Man and I'm The Clog Lady.

Boxerine · 21/12/2021 01:14

Later joined by the Woman with the Giant Skull, the Baby with the Giant Skull, and the Cat with the Giant Skull.

PeeAche · 21/12/2021 01:21

Next door Nick - lived next door and was called Nick.
Day Drink Dave - does what it says on the tin.
The Front Lawn Philippine - a lady from the Philippines who always sat on her front lawn, even in the rain.
Nasty Jill - Jill who was nasty
Nice Jill - Jill who was nice

Ours weren't very creative.

bluecampbell · 21/12/2021 01:25

Our new neighbours have rapidly earned the nickname "The Disgustingtons"

rubbery · 21/12/2021 01:31

We have:
The muds - on account of the dad being "thick as mud"
Chip (on shoulder)
Wayne & Waynetta
Keyboard Warrior
Harsh Face

I wonder what they call us - probably something just as nice!

MadeleineMaxwell · 21/12/2021 01:36

On our road:

Dressing Gown and Moobs (she wears them at all hours, outside and barefoot, and we all know it's spring when we see the moobage and occasional bum cleavage).
Clan Bin Thieves (once saw them skavving bin space and then just chuck a massive cardboard box on DG & M's drive).

They are all actually lovely people and we all get on really well!

HemanOrSheRa · 21/12/2021 01:39

Does it count if you've already shouted back at your arsehole neighbour?

If it does then it's the Fat Old Fucking Prick opposite. Ya fat nasty fucker. I see you.

GrandTheftWalrus · 21/12/2021 01:43

5 doors down I call the guy who lives there superdrug. He clearly sells stuff but he's very friendly to us etc.

VittysCardigan · 21/12/2021 01:46

Ugly naked guy - bloke in the flat opposite. When he first moved in i saw him in his kitchen & honestly thought he was naked at first glance. He did actually have boxers on.

KloppsTeeth · 21/12/2021 01:57

Love these. We have:

Turd who lives in Turd Hall. Just a large-ish house but he thinks he is lord of the manor
Rigsby - looks like Leonard Rossiter
Woofer - looks like a shaggy dog
Roxette - has the hairstyle of the female singer
The Jetsons - have all the latest gadgets
The Chins - he has a very pointy chin he hides with a beard. They are just collectively called The Chins
Boy Band - the 5 teenage/early 20s sons of the woman opposite called:
20/20 after Mad Dog 2020 as she has a mad dog. She is married to:
The Drill Sergeant - who does everything at the exact same time and is ex military.
Thin Lizzie - called Liz and is thin
Bernard Manning - he always moans about his mother in law who lives in an annex at their house
Chicken Coop - always in a flap about something on the local FB page. Could be dog poo, or bins.
Billy Bullshit - don’t believe a world he says
Terry and June (look like them)
The Ghosts - never see them coming or going but curtains open and close, lights go on and off.
Break Free - put upon househusband of Mafia Anna
Full Kit Wanker - grown man almost always dressed in the local premier league football kit, complete with the socks.
Grin

legallyfakeblonde · 21/12/2021 01:58

Right-Tara and poor Danny
Left -Eden project

1forAll74 · 21/12/2021 02:44

Fiona Moaner
Julia Bin Laden
Rubber Johnny.

ElevenOG · 21/12/2021 05:21

Outing AF but here goes.

Nosy Judy - don't even know if that's her name but she loves to stare out of her window and will come running if you're doing any gardening out front.
Crazy Pants - sits in her car with the engine running, doors open, full beam on pointing straight at our house. Lasts a few hours and can occur at anytime of the day/night.
Van Man - has a van.
The Cat Killers - they've lost 3 cats in 2 years and just replace them with lookalikes in the hopes that the kids are too stupid to notice.
The Druggies - self explanatory.
Hasselhoff - based on his name.
Bruce Willis - we think he's a retired spy/hitman.
Chatty Irish Woman - will tell you her whole life story every time she sees you with such an accent you can't understand what she's saying.

Loud Family - who always have their windows open.
Naughty Garden Centre Man - uses his work van to do dodgy on-the-side jobs.
The Cool Ones - they have good taste in music, collect our parcels, and told us when our garden was on fire. Still don't know their names though.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 21/12/2021 05:30

I wonder how many of us are walking around totally oblivious with nick names we don't we've got.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 21/12/2021 05:35

Amendment

I do often wonder how many of us are walking around totally oblivious with nick names we don't know we've got. 😂😂.

JabNotInArm · 21/12/2021 05:36

Amazing thread! Had no idea others did this!

We have:

Mr & Mrs Never-At-Home,
The Rowdys,
Stavros,
The Audis,
Rita and Peter

ElevenOG · 21/12/2021 05:49

Oh we also have The Cat House - they have 32.

FateHasRedesignedMost · 21/12/2021 06:08

Growing up we did, not nowadays. They were usually named after the people who lived there before eg Big Jane wasn’t big at all or called Jane but the lady who’d lived there a decade ago was ‘Big Jane’ to my parents in private so the names sort of passed on with the house.

Then there was Talk Me Dead across the road (not sure how that came about I think our next door neighbours named her because she liked to chat).

If our dad disapproved of someone he’d call him by his surname only eg ‘Smith’ or ‘Smith at no 8’. The person only became Mr Smith if he became elderly/unwell.

No Shirt always washed his car topless (rolls of sunburnt flesh on display and music blasting).

Madam Chocolat got her name from eating chocolate in a flimsy nightie in her lit bedroom window at night (curtains open!)

Stan the Builder Man wasn’t a builder he just had a van.

The Barkers left their 2 dogs yap in the garden all day while they were out, until after a few months of noise disturbance my mum took the hosepipe and soaked both garden and dogs while they were out. She did this for a few days (in summer when there was no rain) and delighted in watching the owners return and look at the sky in puzzlement, wondering why their back garden was soaked and everywhere else was dry. They got the hint and booked doggy daycare after a while.

My dad nicknamed one young neighbour ‘Yummy Mummy’ not fully realising what it meant, he thought it meant hippie. My mum wasn’t happy about that one!

I sometimes wonder if my parents had nicknames they didn’t know about!

We don’t have names for our neighbours, it’s hard enough remembering their real names! I had a giggle when a neighbour looked me up and down and said confidingly ‘you’re not from these shores are you dear?’ I had to tell her I’d been born and bred in the U.K. just have slightly olive skin and dark eyes 😂

neatlittlerows · 21/12/2021 06:13

Tweedletwit and Tweedletwat. We don’t like them very much 😂

Mybalconyiscracking · 21/12/2021 06:18

We have “Gone in 60 seconds” living opposite. He always has at least 3 different cars on the drive.

Mybalconyiscracking · 21/12/2021 06:20

Oh and “Hunky Steve” next door. I called him this to tease my DH, never found the guy particularly attractive. Over the years he gradually became “Chunky Steve”, but that comes to all of us eventually.

Magnited · 21/12/2021 06:30

Vlad The Impaler - dead ringer for Putin
Ticking Postman - self explanatory
"Thank You!" - says thank you at the end of every sentence. Sometimes as a complete sentence inserted between.
Little Red - A tiny dwarf robin
Jane Doe - a muntjac that grazes on the lawn with her fawn

Hellhath · 21/12/2021 06:34

'The art teacher who went weird in lockdown'- he grew his grey hair long and wafted round in sarongs.
'The bin monitor' - she checks people aren't using empty bins (2 vacant properties) and leaves large notes on them written in multi coloured pens. She's moving out so god knows how we'll manage.
'The dog people' - 3 spaniels and she's a dog walker always in muddy wellies
'The baby house' - 2 consecutive couples have moved in, had a baby, then moved out within 2 years
'Wankyman' - lives alone, no visitors, very loud in his 'solo activities'