@JuergenSchwarzwald
And the Cinch ads. Why do we need a "geezer" - surely that's sending out exactly the wrong message about buying a car from Cinch?
Ooooh, I HATE those ads! And I know having a vasectomy is a perfectly normal and OK thing to do, but Rylan Clarke saying to the man who has got about 4 or 5 kids now 'don't forget the cue scissors motion with forefinger and index finger (the SNIP!) It just makes me cringe.
And yep Natalie Portman miming/fake screaming to Janis Joplin is cringe.
Plantur 39 - especially for women OVER 40! Whispered of course as it's a fucking crime for a woman to be over 40 
DAISY DAISY DAISY and PARRRFACT
@Sunbird24 All the bloody stupid people going “Ooooooooooooo…” just because somebody now takes card. I change channel every time.
ALSO annoying ^
@Rosebean92liveson
The tampax advert. “You got to get em up their girls!!” Makes me cringe it’s just awful.
Wasn't that banned?
@starrynight87
I hate the one with the girl singer using her dad's old music to make a new track, on every 5 mins for months now.
I hate that too. 'All I can understand is 'I got a legacyyyy.' Load of shit.
Also hate ANY advert that had a classic rock song mutilated by a breathy indie singer.
The yodelling dominoes ad!
The Christmas VERY ad (I think) 'It's the ECK-scuse' of the year! The emphasis on the first syllable of EXCUSE makes me 
Jane plan.
Sun Life, with awful actress 'JUNE' and her equally bad actor mate.
Although it hasn't been on for a while, Jenny Eclair and the VAGGIE DRYNESS ad!
Any pissy pad ads.
Anything with those cunty meerkats.
ALL of the Nationwide ads (with their 'inspirational' poetry!')
The Branston pickle ad with the young woman who has moved away from home, and the ridiculous phone message left by someone who is meant to be her parents. 'Be careful. No boys now.....' cringe
Any ad that is advertising a compilation CD ... Love songs CD out in early February that says 'the perfect gift for VALENTINES DAY' or a CD of naff and cheesy pop songs released in mid March that says 'the perfect gift for Mothers' day.' Then the album of rock songs in early June that says 'the perfect gift for FATHER'S day.' Boils my piss! I like rock more than my DH. It's like the shop MENKIND. I like more of the gifts and items in there than my DH does. And remember the TV channel 'men and motors?!' They had more programmes on here that I liked than most other channels.. So sexist! 
That's it for now!