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What tv advert is annoying you at the moment?

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TemptedToSleepInTheShed · 14/12/2021 13:12

Maybe I’m getting old and grumpy, but loads of adverts are annoying the hell out of me these days.

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LoveMyPiano · 15/12/2021 10:51

"My Home Help(ed) pay for it...."
Did they?

I hate that one - but honestly, I hate all advertising (and worked in the iindustry,starting with the last regional broadsheet way back when....although it contributed to my cynicism when I moved to an agency and then client side) and usually mute everything. I am also pretty immune to ther attepts at persuiasion. Agreed that the dog at the vet is AWFUL - as are any of the WWF ones. I am quick to change channel when they come on! (Even though I 100% agree with the organisation's work and message, and do support them.)

I hate the forced northern (?) accents - particularly the one with the spit bomb new mother (who also says, "We could pay off the mortgage with that" - um, yes, but you will of course be dead), and William 'Ill (SO forced dropped H); Sean Bean can almost get away with it (but also, hate the ad - please stop shouting Sean) - and having just watched a flm with him (North Country - brilliant - in which he is a softly spoken nice guy, who actually lives) - it is now so jarring.

Has anyone else noticed that - the Life/Funeral Insurance plans seem to do this the most (esp. Legal & General - umbrella) - that the clothes the actors are wearing match the colours on the logo? I saw it first on the one where the mother of the family is gone [dead] - little boy wears green and picks up the mother dinosaur, the daughter has her karate yellow belt and wears a yellow coat, and the dad wears a blue AND red checked shirt as he gazes wistfully at the empty front passenger seat after loading the car. Quite clever, but subtle (and pointless).

I still like the Dior (J'Adore) ad with Charlize Theron - but it has been running a long time now. I also liked the older one where she rushed through for a fashion show and did a double take as she saw Grace Kelly and Marilyn Monroe (and someone else, Audrey Hepburn?) in hair and make-up. THAT was a clever and memorable ad. I don't like the fragrance though, but I LOVE "Joy" (and Intense)- desPITE the ad with Jennifer Lawrence, which did not appeal to me at all.
Natalie Portman for Chanel is annoying me now (although I admit I did ty and find a silk scarf like the one she wears ---- which makes a lie out of me saying I am not persuaded....); I preferred last year''s with Chandelier as she jumped off the pier.

Other than that, I hate all the ads, although some ARE clever Guinness' new one is great) - others look as though they gave the intern free rein. And yes, I WAS that intern very long ago....although we were not a big enough agency/studio to be doing TV.

The political correctness is now so blatant that it's tiresome, to be honest..... It is as though there is hardly ever a caucasian heterosexual couple any longer (and agreed, that redheads are having their day..... I am one, but still think it's OTT). EVERY couple is a combination (NO OFFENCE meant), but one that I have over-thought is the Bisto one with a young white girl and a young black girl as they grow up together. When they have ther own girls, it seems that they have gone against the new grain and had daughters with father of the same skin colour, as the children are one balck girl and one white girl, when they "should" (in today's advertising world) be mixed race...... (unless they are adopted of course). Again, no offence is meant by this, I promise.

I know and notice [even with muting and walking away] more about the ads than the TV programmes that they interrupt. Don't get me started on print ads - Vogue has about half a magazine of them before reaching the Contents page. And horsey and fitness mags (apart from H & H) are just advertising from start to finish - even in editorial features, which are just full of product recommendations.

Usually, the ads on TV or in print will have the opposite of their desired effect and deter me from buying a product or service; "the elimination of desire" (Japanese philosophy I believe) can go a long way towards helping reach inner peace of kind.

End of essay; this is one of my favourite topics so thank you OP!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 15/12/2021 11:27

"My Home Help(ed) pay for it...."
Did they?

Oh, yes! Doesn't one of them feature a mum who's taken out a new mortgage (equity release) because it's so much easier than her son having to take out a mortgage?

Reminds me of the old Harry Enfield sketch where Wayne Slobb is sent to prison following a misunderstanding and Waynetta visits him and surreptitiously hands over loads of cigarettes that he asked her to bring - he tells her "These are the currency in here: yesterday, it cost me a packet of fags just to buy a packet of fags!"

Oh, and talking of the many funeral adverts, I especially hate that one where the actor says something like "They'll have a handy lump sum to pay for my funeral - or to spend on other things, if they prefer."

So, if they do decide to blow the lot on a holiday or by going out on the razz.... exactly what are they going to do about paying for the funeral? Or will they just pop their deceased loved one in the wheelie bin or push them off a steep cliff?!

Bloodypunkrockers · 15/12/2021 11:55

Anything that butchers songs

Either with the stupid cutesy, crappy singing or by missing bits out.

So your singing along and they miss a line or a chorus. Really annoying

dropitlikeitsloth · 15/12/2021 11:59

@Bloodypunkrockers

Anything that butchers songs

Either with the stupid cutesy, crappy singing or by missing bits out.

So your singing along and they miss a line or a chorus. Really annoying

Yessss!!! There’s an advert at the moment that uses Erasures - A Little Respect. The actor sings, “I try to discover…. A little something to make you smile…” and I KNOW he changes all the lyrics after that but my brain screams ‘it’s SWEETER!’ smile doesn’t even have the right syllables, so he has to say ‘Smi-iiile’ it’s so annoying
OrinoccoFlew · 15/12/2021 12:07

The Tesco Xmas one with the tagline “Nothing’s going to stop us this year” Was probably a tad optimistic.

WomanStanleyWoman · 15/12/2021 12:14

I know it’s for a very good cause, but I always laugh at the London Air Ambulance appeal. The pilot is just so intense! It’s like he’s in a Schwarzenegger film! Grin

Practicebeingpatient · 15/12/2021 12:15

@Stellaris22

All the perfume ads, particularly Adam Driver with the weird horse. I thought he was better than that rubbish.

I hate the car adverts where it's 'click and it's yours', who on earth buys a car like that? It's a car, not a dress!

The creepy animated pig in moon pig.

I bought a car like that. It was so straightforward and simple.

I could take my time comparing specs and mileage at home. Once I'd made a choice I didn't have to haggle with a patronising dealer and then go back in a weeks time. I got an excellent trade in price on my old car. My lovely shiny new car was cheaper than the equivalent model at the dealership and was delivered to my door. I didn't have to negotiate the hell that is reversing a new and unfamiliar car off an overcrowded forecourt. The delivery driver checked the condition of my old car and drove it away.

The new car came with a cooling off period and a 90 day warranty. I will never again buy a car any other way.

LoveMyPiano · 15/12/2021 12:19

The Funeral Plans and the cost of funerals seem to be a newly created circlejerk if you ask me. Because the plans exist, the costs of funerals have risen, and the costs of funerals have risen (or the funerals have become more elaborate, necessitating - or being enabled by - a GoFundMe appeal), therefore an entire Funeral Plan industry has arisen.

That said, I DON'T necessarily think it is a bad thing to plan ahead, but I do feel that the two are linked, and of course, it is a relatively modern phenomenon. My grandmother had put nothing in place and died quite suddenly (as a widow) and her wealthy sons fought over who suddenly had the LEAST (i.e. £0) money to contribute to her send-off, despite one of them having full and clear ownership of her house (all profit), which he swiftly sold. Still moans about it many years later - and took his sweet time (5 years) to put a headstone on her grave.
I am dontating my body to science (even though I have a plan).

LoveMyPiano · 15/12/2021 12:24

Adam Driver and the horse.

The horse is not weird, Adam Driver might me considered so, for agreeing to the ad ($$$$). The horse is (I think) a mare, and one shot looks as though he is riding it "improperly" (excuse my mind).

Let alone, riding a (lightweight-looking/Arab?) horse as it swims is horrible and cruel.

The fact he turns ino a Centaur with a female lowerhalf is kind of ironic - and I do wonder how much say the horse had in it (and in the making of the ad)?

What is all the fuss about this bloke anyway? Hero? I think not.

LoveMyPiano · 15/12/2021 12:28

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

"My Home Help(ed) pay for it...." Did they?

Oh, yes! Doesn't one of them feature a mum who's taken out a new mortgage (equity release) because it's so much easier than her son having to take out a mortgage?

Reminds me of the old Harry Enfield sketch where Wayne Slobb is sent to prison following a misunderstanding and Waynetta visits him and surreptitiously hands over loads of cigarettes that he asked her to bring - he tells her "These are the currency in here: yesterday, it cost me a packet of fags just to buy a packet of fags!"

Oh, and talking of the many funeral adverts, I especially hate that one where the actor says something like "They'll have a handy lump sum to pay for my funeral - or to spend on other things, if they prefer."

So, if they do decide to blow the lot on a holiday or by going out on the razz.... exactly what are they going to do about paying for the funeral? Or will they just pop their deceased loved one in the wheelie bin or push them off a steep cliff?!

This made me laugh - I remember Wayne and Waynetta (I also live close to a real-life incarnation).

I have posted above about my own (non-) funeral plans Grin

junglejane66 · 15/12/2021 12:42

@movpov

The funeral plan/life insurance ones Anything loud and shouty Verisure alarms especially the guy standing smugly grinning while his wife talks to the other couple Pretty much everything really

Either record everything so I can fast forward the ads, or tv goes on mute the second the ads come on.

I know its their target demographic, but yes Verisure alarms, middle class posh twats

Oh and dominos is so annoying as well

hangrylady · 15/12/2021 12:43

@GinJeanie

The one with Stacey Dooley twirling around in some big pants and a very annoying voiceover saying thing like "She does Stacy... she does twirls... and coffee with the girls (cue her laughing with a huge drag queen)... she does her. I have NO idea what it's for 🤷🏼‍♀️
God yeah I forgot this one! I cannot stand Stacey Dooley
ferretyfeet · 15/12/2021 12:47

Anything with Phillip Schofield in,especially the stupid car ads he does in particular the one where he is waving his legs in the air

Mbear · 15/12/2021 12:51

The current Verisure alarm one. The last talks about darker night as if they are a new, permanent thing. The wording/intonation is just weird.
Also the patronising Vailant boiler one, where the very environmentally conscientious couple chose that type, cos you know they are just so environmentally conscientious!

Jaxhog · 15/12/2021 12:57

ALL perfume ads, but especially the Daisy, daisy one
ALL funeral and life insurance ads. Do people really fall for these?

I now record all TV programs so I don't have to watch them.

MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers · 15/12/2021 12:58

@SamWidges

Outdoorables?

"You think you've got grief, but I'm running out of briefs", the whole ditty.

Oh I absolutely love that advert! "And the weatherman says no sun, no sun at ALLLLLL!!"
Jabbawasarollingstone · 15/12/2021 13:18

I mute the ads, or if I've recorded off the Sky telly box, I fast forward them. Torture, all!

Waitwhat23 · 15/12/2021 13:54

Someone earlier in this thread made a good point about stupid noises in adverts at the moment - I've just seen the Celebrations advert in which every bloody person is shouting 'whoop whoop!' and it's annoying.

GinJeanie · 15/12/2021 14:00

What's the ad where the woman in the curlers opens the door to another woman with a delivery of loo roll, takes said roll and hugs it whilst singing at the top of her lungs? We all reckon she was dying for a poo. DD calls her "poo lady" 🧻🚽

BigBamBoom · 15/12/2021 14:13

Linkdin - Saw it last night, loads of trendy types strutting and posing on meeting room tables.

Yes!

"I want to bring all my identities to work."

You can bring as many as you like, just do your job, tell me your preferred pronouns if you're so inclined (and get down off the table).

LittleRoundRobin · 15/12/2021 14:20

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It is VERY annoying!

LittleRoundRobin · 15/12/2021 15:40

As a few other posters have said, I also record most programmes now - especially on the non-terrestrials. You can get a 1 hour and 35 minute long film that last 2 and a quarter hours because of the blasted ads! 7 or 8 ad breaks in a 1 hour 35 minute film, and they are nearly all 5 or 6 minutes long.

The afternoon programmes are particularly shocking. In the break of (and in between) the 2 classic Coronation Streets, the ad breaks are soooo long and annoying AND if you watch a 5* or channel 5 film.

The ads feature cruise holidays (cruise ad last about 4 minutes and is mind numblingly boring,) and equally mind numbing insurance, and loan ads. Also diet-plan ads too.

DH is obsessed with Classic Corrie, and I told him that if he doesn't record them and watch them afterwards, and insists on watching them live every fucking afternoon (with 35-40% of what he watches being ad breaks!) I will leave the room and go into the spare room for the rest of the day until dinner. The ad breaks are nauseating and as irritating as hell. So he records the Classic Corries and starts watching them 15-20 minutes in.

When we watch normal 2021 Corrie or The Chase for example, we tend to let the ads run, and get so irked by most of them, that the TV is muted 80% of the ad breaks!

Oh another ad that irks me is the one for 'get listening' or something similar, where all these TV stars are moaning and whining to a make-up woman, and no-one asks her how she is. Then Maya Jama comes along, and says 'tell me about your week!' Annoys me because I fucking loathe Maya Jama!

LadyEloise1 · 15/12/2021 15:52

TheAldi one - they're using the tune of Fairytale of New York.
I know it's a marmite song but I love it and they've taken a little of the magic of it away by using it for a commercial purpose.

BendicksBittermints4Breakfast · 15/12/2021 16:21

@luckylavender

All the Verisure ones. And that one with the football is bad *@maslinpan*
Is it mean of me to hope that everyone who has a verisure alarm gets burgled, regularly? I've never had such a negative reaction to an advert, I think it started with that smug woman in the red frock, 'very reassuring', smirk, smirk, smirk. I've unsubscribed from Wowcher too, can't stand that screechy woman.
BendicksBittermints4Breakfast · 15/12/2021 16:29

"We could pay off the mortgage with that" - um, yes, but you will of course be dead),

I had a good laugh at that too.
There's a Fairy liquid advert where all the kitchenware and her jumper match the product's colour scheme. She's also waltzing around in a white, flowing skirt chucking a Fairy pod into an empty washing machine as she holds a baby dressed in all white. I had a fairly easy life when my children were babies but even I wouldn't have done that!

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