Giving your bits a spritz…

[SpicedGin]

Chatting to a friend this evening and I mentioned that as part of my ‘going out routine’ I’ll spray perfume on my hair, clothes and wrists but I’ll also give ‘my bits a spritz’ that is I’ll spray my clothes ‘down there’
She was horrified but my husband is always amused at that!
So, do you spritz your bits or not?

Yes: I am not unreasonable and I do this
No: You are an tart and this is not acceptable

@Titsywoo

Are people understanding the OP means she sprays on her clothes around the crotch area not on her bare skin? Honestly read the OP properly.

I do it too OP - probably because I have stress incontinence and worry I might smell a bit even though I am adequately 'protected' down there!

So on your knickers then? Still a bit close for comfort for me.

So on your knickers then? Still a bit close for comfort for me.

Most people wear clothes on top of their knickers too. Trousers or a skirt, for example.

But if you squirted perfume on your skirt there’d be a stain surely.

As long as its not fabreeze your putting down there!

I find that a daily shower prevents the need for this. Have you tried that OP?
And tart? Really?

Waste of expensive perfume I would say.

Just wash yer flaps before you go out.

@RobertaFirmino

Down where? Australia?

@CounsellorTroi

But if you squirted perfume on your skirt there’d be a stain surely.

Would there? I sort of mist my perfume rather than squirt it directly at the area I am spraying at. Never got marks on anything.

Lol no of course not op. That's looney 😜