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AIBU?

Giving your bits a spritz…

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SpicedGin · 06/12/2021 23:53

Chatting to a friend this evening and I mentioned that as part of my ‘going out routine’ I’ll spray perfume on my hair, clothes and wrists but I’ll also give ‘my bits a spritz’ that is I’ll spray my clothes ‘down there’
She was horrified but my husband is always amused at that!
So, do you spritz your bits or not?

Yes: I am not unreasonable and I do this
No: You are an tart and this is not acceptable

OP posts:

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Am I being unreasonable?

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Tinsellittis · 07/12/2021 01:01

@RobertaFirmino

Just so you know, Boots currently have £1 off selected Canesten products.

Genius

RicherThanYew · 07/12/2021 01:06

Don't know any women who do this, at least none that mention it, but I know plenty of blokes who do the three B's before going out which I am led to believe is beard, baws, boots All men are manky animals who reek though.

Snugglybuggly · 07/12/2021 01:06

No way!

Why would you

Hoesbeforebroes · 07/12/2021 01:13

I spritzed Chanel in my mouth many years ago, trying to get rid of the smell of a sneaky cigarette. Don't recommend it

PoshFarts · 07/12/2021 01:47

@MsAgnesDiPesto says
If people are greeting you on a night out by sniffing your crotch, I hate to tell you, but I think you’re doing it wrong.

😂😂😂

Nasturs · 07/12/2021 01:50

This is like the penis beaker thread. OP, nobody does this.

LemonJuiceFromConcentrate · 07/12/2021 02:03

It’s not that it’s “not acceptable” or makes you a “tart”. That’s just loaded wording so that you can tell yourself anyone who reckons you are U is simply a boring prude from the 1950s.

The actual reason you are U is because spraying perfume onto the crotch area of your clothing is supremely pointless and indicates that you imagine it will be enticing in some way, which … well, it just won’t

thinkingaboutLangCleg · 07/12/2021 02:34

Yes I always talk to my fellow female lady friends about spraying my crotch, what larks.

Me and the other laydeez I spend my girly evenings with do the same, Lockheart. Surely all of us feminine female laydeez do.

1forAll74 · 07/12/2021 02:36

I guess if you are a bit of a smelly person, you have to mask the smelly bits with some perfume before a night out.

RobertSmithsLipstick · 07/12/2021 02:40

I don't see anything wrong with it.
It's the same as spraying any other bits; not because they stink, just so you "waft".

Pyewackect · 07/12/2021 02:42

A fragrant fanny

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/12/2021 02:45

Maybe Op is a cat ?

Is this OP....?!

Giving your bits a spritz…

knittingaddict · 07/12/2021 03:06

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Maybe Op is a cat ?

Is this OP....?!

I think not. He is something else entirely.

Siepie · 07/12/2021 03:11

I did as a teenager. I was always very self-conscious about whether I smelled.

I don't anymore.

ThinWomansBrain · 07/12/2021 03:30

@RobertaFirmino

Just so you know, Boots currently have £1 off selected Canesten products.

Useful, thanks.

OP is BU & weird ever thought of just taking a shower?

asha456 · 07/12/2021 03:41

@MsAgnesDiPesto

To attract (or repel) passing canines? Mind boggled.

If people are greeting you on a night out by sniffing your crotch, I hate to tell you, but I think you’re doing it wrong.

😂😂

Sweetener12 · 07/12/2021 04:07

Idk I don't do that but you do you if it makes you feel better or more confident and your DH likes that.

CheeseMmmm · 07/12/2021 04:19

I can't agree with either of your answers!

I would click second option but tart? Why on earth did you put that?!

Personal opinion.

Who is going to be sniffing in your crotch area?

Unless pull and ends up more than snog and grope, or home partner and you feel frisky. In which case perfume smell genitals masks pheromone etc, and good luck getting mouth anywhere near! No one wants perfume in their gob.

I mean you do you.

Doesn't make you a tart in fact likely to put partner off more than the reverse. And what does it matter what others do? You want to spray scent down your knickers that's your call!

Joystir59 · 07/12/2021 04:22

This used to be a thing we did, also to dab vaginal juice behind the ears and then spray perfume there

CheeseMmmm · 07/12/2021 04:27

Maybe consider what reaction a man who had spayed lynx on his cock and balls would receive if got to pants off v frisky stage.

CheeseMmmm · 07/12/2021 04:33

@Joystir59

This used to be a thing we did, also to dab vaginal juice behind the ears and then spray perfume there

You put 'vaginal juice' behind your ears.

Then sprayed perfume down your pants.

My DH and his mates all used to smear unwashed ballsack smell on face and neck. And smear come behind their ears.

Then wash genitals, and rub old spice into dick and sack.

The ladies loved it.

CheeseMmmm · 07/12/2021 04:35

The blokes who coated genitals in deep heat ALWAYS pulled.

Just FYI to any posters who might find that advice useful.

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Onatree · 07/12/2021 05:02

The OP wants a thread to make the classics. Bit of a fail.

Aphrodite31 · 07/12/2021 05:15

Where did you get the idea from?!

No I myself not. Yes it seems a bit strange.

polkadotpixie · 07/12/2021 05:31

I'm amazed everyone is so shocked at this, I've definitely heard of it being done (not by me, I only have to look at mine funny and I get thrush!)

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