To remind everyone of the little Christmas gem on ebay, that no-one has bought yet.

[GetTheFlockOutOfHere]

Don't miss out folks... It was for sale last year, and it's back this year, as there were no takers. SHOCKER!

It's the '12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MASSIVE TABLE CENTER PIECE DECORATION - ALL DAYS / FIGURES!'

Just £699.99. Don't walk, RUN, or you'll miss it!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746

@pollywollydoodler

And a cock and balls in a pear tree... 🎶

LOL!

It does look a bit like that doesn't it?

Thank you soooooo much @GetTheFlockOutOfHere - honestly, those pics have been the highlight of my day.

I've never had a FB account but I can now see what I've been missing out on all these years.

@MrsBobDylan

Thank you soooooo much *@GetTheFlockOutOfHere* - honestly, those pics have been the highlight of my day.

I've never had a FB account but I can now see what I've been missing out on all these years.

You're welcome. They are quite amusing aren't they?

I will see if I can find a few other funny facebook marketplace pics!

Harumph! Waaaay ahead of you! I started a thread about this a few days ago...

(I may or may not have actually looked for this annual delight on eBay!)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4411737-The-700-eBay-Christmas-Centrepiece-is-back

[quote MonsteraDeliciosa]Harumph! Waaaay ahead of you! I started a thread about this a few days ago...

(I may or may not have actually looked for this annual delight on eBay!)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4411737-The-700-eBay-Christmas-Centrepiece-is-back[/quote]
@MonsteraDeliciosa

Ooooh, sorry, I don't frequent CHAT much! At least it's on 2 forums, so people have less chance of missing out on this wonderful masterpiece!

Have you put an offer it?

Oh I agree, @GetTheFlockOutOfHere it's good to spread the love!

Have I put an offer in? The temptation is strong, I must confess, but when I showed it to DH it was met with a resounding "What the fuck is that?"

@MonsteraDeliciosa

Oh I agree, *@GetTheFlockOutOfHere* it's good to spread the love!

Have I put an offer in? The temptation is strong, I must confess, but when I showed it to DH it was met with a resounding "What the fuck is that?"

LTB.

@MrsBobDylan

A few more facebook hoots.

The first one makes me LOL. 'Couch for sale: No pets.'

The second one made me vom a little.

The third one tickled me!

Frequently bought together

GettheFlock I am DYING at the second picture.

I'll have to remember that onion rings make a good break in a dinner party from all the rich food.

And not a single photo of the tree with its lights on. I mean, honestly...

@SpottyCreatures Frequently bought together.......

@GrouchyKiwi

GettheFlock I am DYING at the second picture.

I know right.

'I've had it round me ringpiece and me fanny, but it's OK, I've sprayed it with febreeze!' 🤣

Just spotted this on facebook literally 5 minutes ago!

Some's cannabis factory is busted! 🤣

I'm gutted.
I really, really wanted this so I could give a wow factor to my festive table for my dinner guests to admire.
Then I realised that the base was an inferior quality street tin rather than a celebrations one.
Gutted I tell you 😭

Ooops, should be SOMEONE'S cannabis factory! Not some's!

@OhGiveUp

I'm gutted. I really, really wanted this so I could give a wow factor to my festive table for my dinner guests to admire. Then I realised that the base was an inferior quality street tin rather than a celebrations one. Gutted I tell you 😭

🤣

Why is no one discussing the chicken masquerading as a partridge. This is actually as classic as the hedgehog cake and deserves recognition 😆

@liveforsummer

OMG that's both hilarious and horrifying! 😂

Look at its teeth!

Amazing.

Art.

@Needdoughnuts

He said it's 'massive' but it's only a foot tall?

Ah, thats b cos a lot of blokes have a problem with measuring and what they consider to be "massive" usually isn't (sorry)

Can we all chip in a quid or two to send it to Boris Johnson? Surely something like this belongs on Downing Street.

Loving the other pics too, the mirror selfie covered in the sheet nearly killed me 🤣 thought it was a ghost, obv