To remind everyone of the little Christmas gem on ebay, that no-one has bought yet.

[GetTheFlockOutOfHere]

Don't miss out folks... It was for sale last year, and it's back this year, as there were no takers. SHOCKER!

It's the '12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MASSIVE TABLE CENTER PIECE DECORATION - ALL DAYS / FIGURES!'

Just £699.99. Don't walk, RUN, or you'll miss it!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746

@UsernameInTheTown

What the actual befuckery?!

Condition: Used.

[quote GetTheFlockOutOfHere]Don't miss out folks... It was for sale last year, and it's back this year, as there were no takers. SHOCKER!

It's the '12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MASSIVE TABLE CENTER PIECE DECORATION - ALL DAYS / FIGURES!'

Just £699.99. Don't walk, RUN, or you'll miss it!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746[/quote]
Honest to god, I hope it's not a one off. I need one for every room. It's Xmas spirit if ever I seen it

[quote ClaryFairchild]@GetTheFlockOutOfHere - you made me curious enough about eBay to go and check when I started my account, it was 2005!!![/quote]
WOW! That long ago. I started mine in 2009. Didn't realise it had been going for over 20 years though.

"I couldn't find a partridge toy"

Well, that's no good, is it?

@WhenSepEnds

@tearinghairout

"I couldn't find a partridge toy" Well, that's no good, is it?

LOL! No! I mean, getting another bird and painting it to look like a partridge. What kind of fuckery is this?!

I am
Off to recreate this with the ultimate goal of a pjntrest fail

@tootootaataa

I am Off to recreate this with the ultimate goal of a pjntrest fail

Good luck!

I love the fact the base is an upturned quality st tin 😁

The price is amazing!! Someone with stupid amounts of money need to make their day and buy it!

GetTheFlockOutOfHere the coasters and framed pictures would be great for all the secret Santa suggestion threads which are so popular this time of year

@Bluntness100

I love the fact the base is an upturned quality st tin 😁

I know right!

@Thedogscollar

Should the decimal point be after the number 6? It's just all sorts of wrong.

No, the decimal point should be before the 6.

I love that it says on eBay 7 new watchers in the last 24 hours 😂 make that 8!

If I had money to spare I would buy this and get it out every year 🤣

If I win the lottery I'm buying this and inviting you all round to Claridges for a MASSIVE party where you can all drink gin and champagne 🥂 and we can have a dance round it

I would love this so much !

@WorriedMumsDontSleep

£250

wtf?

My absolute favourite part of this is the bit where he explains that he was going to have the plastic birds for four calling birds sat on mini phones but decided this ‘looked too much’. That ship has long sailed matey!

For some reason it zoomed in. There’s an unfortunate brown/yellow splodge by the blue ballerina. I think the quality street tin may be rusting.

Better get in quick people…

that is truely dreadful , and i thought mead open farm were robbing people by charging 70 quid for their christmas experiance and entry for 2 adults and i child , i realise now iv got away really lightly than if my dd had wanted this monstronsity for christmas treat instead of a day out lol . hes not joking when he says its a huge talking point and will be for years to come , poor soul just doesnt realise in what way !

The 'years of planning and days of work' line really tickles me

Good grief, the item description really does walk that tightrope between endearing and menacing! I see he also sells a lot of Warhammer too, which possibly explains things...

and also has anyone noticed the sideways what looks like plastic chicken drooping forwards into the branches below it on the tree bit if you click on the ebay pic ? this has made me laugh soo much

The paintwork on the window frames sort of matches the 'icing'.