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Farting or blow off ?

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Cheekytea · 14/11/2021 19:20

Help settle a argument for me

My two and half year old finds it very funny she farts she smiles and giggles and tells everyone she farted,
Hubby not so impressed I taught her to saying farting and thinks the respectful term to teach her is " blow off " or other phrases so I'm asking you all what do you call farting in your household ? And what do they say in school etc

Thanks

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LobsterNapkin · 15/11/2021 00:00

I will say, blow off to me sounds like a fart disaster. What we used to call a wet fart.

Chelyanne · 15/11/2021 00:02

Don't see why it matters tbh, she knows the word now and will use it. Fart is acceptable in our house.

phonetica · 15/11/2021 00:02

@Noisenough

I never knew there were so many names for a fart 😂 I have used "who let off?" but it's a fart, even Alexa in a rather police accent calls it a fart.
I was going to mention that Alexa says fart too
LobsterNapkin · 15/11/2021 00:05

[quote thepeopleversuswork]@LobsterNapkin

Why does any word come to be seen as vulgar, though?

Well but in this case it seems just to be about a desperate attempt to euphemise anything that has to do with any bodily function.

I can understand people not wanting small children to use very strong words for parts of their anatomy/not wanting them to swear etc.

But this just seems so prudish and unecessary. You're taking a perfectly normal word which has been in use for hundreds of years, is not especially offensive and is universally understood and replacing it with ridiculously childish and often much nastier sounding euphemisms (bottom burp FFS). It's utterly ridiculous.[/quote]
Yes, but that's just it. We do that with bodily functions, particularly the ones to do with excrement, because they invoke a disgust reaction.

If you call someone a shit, or associate them with being a heavy farter, it's never a nice thing, really, it's at best comical. Even Old fart while affectionate is in a way that is meant to be a little paradoxical.

So some words associated with it become slightly rude, like fart. (And it's not super-rude, only you might not say it to your boss.) If you want to be technical you can talk about flatulence. Passing gas is accurate and non-vulgar and I would argue not really a euphemism. And then people have some sillier words too, which I suppose lightens the meaning.

They are all useful words depending on what you want to say.

Houseofvelour · 15/11/2021 00:07

@Hortonhearsadoctorwho

NHS and CBeebies both use the word fart.
CBeebies???? 😱 Be right back, I have to write an email to Ofcom...
thepeopleversuswork · 15/11/2021 00:11

@LobsterNapkin

I have no problem with the silly words -- the more words in the lexicon, the better.

And clearly no-one wants to be associated primarily with farting. I can see that you might not want your kids to use it in front of their headteacher. Grin

I just think its incredibly uptight to teach your kids that fart is a "bad" word. As a general principle I don't think its a great idea for kids to grow up feeling that any bodily function should be a source of shame and something to hide and constantly pretty over.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 15/11/2021 00:13

There's a song from the 00s by Seether and Amy Lee, and the first line is "I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh". However, because of the way he drawls "laugh" in a sort of country singer way, it sounds like "I love the way you let off".

I've always laughed at it grin

Is that on the double A-side re-release along with Christina Perri's 'Jar Of Farts'? Grin

I've just found and had a listen to that 'Broken' song - that line is indeed very mirthful!!

Slayduggee · 15/11/2021 00:16

We call it a perp.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 15/11/2021 00:17

I will say, blow off to me sounds like a fart disaster. What we used to call a wet fart.

Also known as a 'significant fart' Grin

I must admit, I simply cannot keep a totally straight face whenever people use the phrase 'to follow through' - even in a completely innocent, non-bottom-emission-related context!!

thepeopleversuswork · 15/11/2021 00:18

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

There's a song from the 00s by Seether and Amy Lee, and the first line is "I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh". However, because of the way he drawls "laugh" in a sort of country singer way, it sounds like "I love the way you let off".

I've always laughed at it grin

Is that on the double A-side re-release along with Christina Perri's 'Jar Of Farts'? Grin

I've just found and had a listen to that 'Broken' song - that line is indeed very mirthful!!

There's also the classic Mr Mister Song: "Broken Wind".
IWouldntHavetoWorkatAll · 15/11/2021 01:08

Botty burp or doing wind.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 15/11/2021 01:15

There's also the classic Mr Mister Song: "Broken Wind".

Ooh, yes.

"So take this broken wind - let one fly again, learn to set it free" Grin

Funny how Abba sang about 'feeling like a number one' and nobody ever called them dirty or vulgar for not just going off quietly to do the necessary in private Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 15/11/2021 01:18

Botty burp or doing wind.

That just sounds like the slogan of a giant natural energy harnessing company, though: "Thompson's Turbines - We DO Wind!" Grin

Or, otherwise, maybe Heinz....!

Snugglybuggly · 15/11/2021 01:20

What is wrong with farting?? It is the proper word

SpidersAreShitheads · 15/11/2021 01:56

When I was growing up, fart was one of those words which was considered to be semi-sweary, a bit like "crap". Not exactly swearing but not polite language and not appropriate for children!

Blow off was the term used when I was a child although I've not heard the phrase for years now and isn't something I would say! I'm trying to think what we use and I can't especially remember! We don't have any cutesy words. I'd be more likely to say something general like "was that your butt?" or "did you just let rip?" - something like that.

A reference to pumping/pump is probably the worst of them all. I don't know why but it's grim. An ex used to insist on using the word pump for farting - which is why the intro to Meghan's book with the reference to making her go "pump pump" made me snigger like a child.

KloppsTeeth · 15/11/2021 03:03

Gary for a fart was a massive thing at my school, around 1990! I read the post and was thinking it was another fellow person who used Gary, and then read the typo.
Gary Dart was one of the English teachers. There was a big deal about rhyming slang at the time and it just came into being that Have you Gary Darted? Have you Garried?
Then, amazingly, 1990 Word Cup and Gary Lineker did an actual shit on the pitch! 🤣 so of course he Gary had followed through on a Gary!

We use fart, but I am teaching the kids lots of different phrases for a fart, usually because farts are funny.
We have had Trump, or a “Donald”.
Parp, Toot and then anything we think could be a euphemism for a fart in certain situations, mostly for the laughs:
Boudoir Biscuit = bedroom fart
Playing the porcelain panpipe = when you’re sitting on the toilet and a fart echoes around the pan
And then ones for the tone the fart makes:
Squeak
Bum rattler etc

I remember nearly dying of laughter in a (busy) Ladies Toilets once. Showing my age here….Someone a few doors down did a splendid fart, it echoed around the bowl and brought immediate silence to the room. Then someone in the cubicle next to me said, “I’ll name that tune in one”. 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
Couldn’t breathe for laughing. You could also sense that bosoms were being hoiked at the audacity of someone commenting on a fart. Amazing!

Poppets14 · 15/11/2021 05:10

My friend says ‘bottom bubbles’

I grew up thinking fart was a swear word.
I also wasn’t allowed to say belly and had to use tummy.
I’d get a slap around the head if I used the word toilet - I had to say loo
Also wasn’t allowed to say bum and had to use bottom.
My mum was definitely hyacinth bucket

Fluffs and bum puffs in our house

Confusednewmum1 · 15/11/2021 05:26

Well we call it a ripper!!! My three year old screams with delight that they did a huge ripper!!!
We also use the term farted but more to question the silent but violent ones. It’s what it is, farts are funny, who cares what it’s called.

Lulu1919 · 15/11/2021 05:35

We used the word pump

GlitterSquid · 15/11/2021 05:36

Trumpet Trousers here.

CatonMat · 15/11/2021 05:38

I'm a big fan of 'blow off', myself.
It really makes me smile because I'm very immature about these things.
Fart is a bit stark.

Marmite0nToast · 15/11/2021 05:54

We used to say bottom-burp when the kids were young but generally just say fart or stencher, depending on the ferocity of the odour. We are very forthright, farty family.

ShrikeAttack · 15/11/2021 06:05

Surely euphemisms are worse. I remember years ago relating a story to a boyfriend's parents, the denouement of which involved a fart, I knew they were a bit delicate with language so was searching for a suitable term when his SD piped up,

'It's ok, we don't use euphemisms here, you can say pump'.

Pump.

I've never recovered from pump. It's so bad.

Pffthh.

That's a 'pump', it's a polite fact when someone opens their arse in a 'discreet' fashion. It's awful. So bad.

It's a fart. Don't make it worse by pretending It's not.

CatonMat · 15/11/2021 06:08

My farts couldn't be made worse by the word I use to describe them.
Blow offs remind me of little paper planes gliding gently on a breeze.
I like the imagery.

lololololollll · 15/11/2021 06:19

I feel like fart is a funny sounding word (as do my 1 and 3 year old) rather than offensive but we all have different interpretations of words. There's so many actually important things that we can overthink, this doesn't have to be one of them, it's just a word