I hate the notion that if your feet don't fit in the shoes you want to wear - you don't modify your idea of a sensible shoe. No. You change your feet.
Nose not cute enough - that's Ok, don't have a nose then. Who needs a sense of smell when you could look cool instead?
Cover up my midriff and don't pierce my naval? But I'm nine years old! That would be, like the biggest drag ever! How can I look sexy if you make me dress like a little kid? Who needs puberty when you can have a push up bra and whore shoes?
Like, who is Lolita anywayz?