to b excited that i am going to a party with lou and stay the night with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zippitippitoes]

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er, nothanks zip

aaah dont go i hav drunk too much coffee..

i will have the assistance of a burly male and a taxi driver so we will be good

charliecat you can come next time

miaaaoow

how cum i don't get the assistance of a burly male..i am a bit off taxi drivers so u can have him

i am talking about the burly male assisting you, lol he is staying at mine as well, my best mate, remember?

oh him.. i thought he had a gf

he does but she isnt invited and he is kipping on my sofa

just as well she isnt coming we dont get on

r we goin to drink lambrini and try on all ur clothes befor we go

ooh can we can we?!

what size are you?

i look very different this weekend you know

YABU. I wouldnt want to be seen with her cause she is too pretty

i think i would be too big actually lolol

i look crap at the mo

well permanently so no great shock

must wash my top and have to buy some stuff and sort out my sack hohoho

it's all photoshopped pictures and vaseline on the camera lens

what is?

hope this party is warm or i shall have to wear my dressing gown over the top

i have to tidy my house

again

bloody kids have trashed it for the umpteenth time

i'll keep you warm babes

i'm getting excited about this

Clearly she wants another on it...sniff.

i'm making you jealous

WEEP.

you have me tonight but you have buggered off to play cluedo ffs

TRYING to be a good mum this weekend.

i've given up