to be wounded that the grizzled old Scrooges at MN Towers haven't displayed my amazing Christmas tip on the homepage?

[WhenAChildIsBored]

Greeny, I think snowman night is a lovely idea. We are going to have Polar Express night on Christmas Eve. Well, I am

I can't remember what you had to do on snowman night... will you tell me please?

[partially mollified]

Snowman Night is a movement of great cultural gravity. You lot just aren't worthy.

Well, we were once. I shall hanker for those golden days now.

ah gwan , tell us already

hrrrrrrpfrt....frrrrppppht....lemme out....

you think YOU'VE got problems....at least you were designed for mopping up snot - and you get to live in a cosy warm pocket in between blows

I am going to declare Boxing Day is Bambi Day. Everyone has to dress up as forest creatures and then we set the house on fire to re-enact The Great Fire Wot Killed Bambi's Mother

Shut up, then

oh god almighty, everyone knows hankies are unsanitary.

sheesh woman, throw it away and buy a box of tissues to bleat into

[innocent]

@ not being worthy of snowman night.

F&Z - you are doing Bambi day all wrong, first you have to shoot a mother with a rifle, then burn the house down.

bambi nigjht could catch on.

i actually wanna know about snowman night now [scowl]

My tip was obviously shite as mine is not on the list either.

maybe there should be an alternative tips thread for all the rubbish tips that never made the list?