To expect my dh to apologise for crashing my car and refusing to ...

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buy me chocolate when he went to the petrol station last night

He took my car out on monday and reversed into another car - it needs to go into the body shop to be repaired and he doesn't want to claim on the insurance as it will affect HIS premium He is going to pay - trust me. He hasn't said sorry once

Then last night he was going out to put some petrol in his car and asked me if I wanted anything - so said would like a bar of chocolate and he came back without it and said that he didn't get it because I didn't need it - that he asked if I needed anything FFS

Ooh feel much better now! Rant rant rant!

What an idiot.

I guess he doesn't need his tea making, or his clothes washed, or his physical desires satisfied?????? etc etc

if he damaged teh other car it may need to go through insurance - because if they claim on their insurance the companies will want to recover it from your insurance if your DH was at fault.

He should still have bought you chocolate though !

The problem is - he came in to get a pen and paper and when he went out the car had gone! Bit tricky really - there were 5 of them in my car so can all verify what happened but have no idea what damage he did if any or what car it was as they didn't get the reg. He is being such a pita

I would rather go through insurance aswell - someone suggested saying it was me driving but am not planning to spend xmas in prison!

OK - he damaged your car

BUT

to forget the chocolate - unforgiveable

He didn't forget the chocolate, he said she didn't need it
TBH I think that comment deserved a kick in the goolies. You should have got out and got it yourself.

Do you think I should mention to him that he hasn;t said sorry and that he is a tight bastard?

Kick him in the cock, then call the insurance. After you've made him get you chocolate, of course.

When he asked if there was anything you needed, you should have said "Yes, a new husband, please, this one's shit".

i'd refuse to cook his dinner and tell him he didn't need it.

why does he think you don't need it? What is he insinuating?

He doesn't need sex either. Tell him to tie a knot in it.

Doesn't need chocolate. [boggle]

Does he even know women?

He didn;t get it when talked about it - thinks I am too fat (am size 12), spend too much money and don't clean enough We are having words tonight!

The words I'd be having would be Piss Off You Twat, tbh. Too fat at size 12 , don't clean enough

Aaah I see now...

He is clearly concussed from the accident and talking gibberish rubbish. Perhaps a compensating stamp on his toes will cure him.

Is he the same size he was when you met?

Jesus, what a prick.

He's crashed her car, but the thing that appals us most is the chocolate/weight thing.

Well it shows we have our priorities right.......

I think you should show him how much you need chocolate, tell him it calms you and he has more chance of living that way. size 12 is so not fat, I am a size 12 after being a size 18 for the last few years and it is slijm. You need to take control girl. also sex strike only option.

I think you should show him how much you need chocolate, tell him it calms you and he has more chance of living that way. size 12 is so not fat, I am a size 12 after being a size 18 for the last few years and it is slijm. You need to take control girl. also sex strike only option.

Ooh turkey you've bagged yourself a treasure there haven't you?. Hold onto to him or he will be snapped up someone in no time