The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Some of the names I've heard include

Anne Orange
Annette Curtain
And Mr Pratt - headteacher

I'm sure I've heard of more x

My lovely next door neighbour, when I was young, was called Mr Giggles.

My son in law employs a Joseph King - Joe King.

I used to be a registrar and the worst groom's name I ever had to say at a marriage ceremony was FUK HING MAN, think about it!

Clarence De'ath

I knew a Nurse Nurse!
My friend worked at a GP practice where she had a patient called Mrs Shagbarmy! I also knew someone called Penny Tuppenny.

A friend's grandma was called Bunty Chicken

Philip Ness. Much hilarity would ensue when a teacher shortened it to P.Ness.

Once come across a guy called Wayne Carr! His name suited his personality perfectly 😂

Exh had a Dutch colleague named Ruud Kok. Which apparently in Dutch is a completely normal name.

I've altered these obviously but I know someone who is married to someone with the same first name. Like andi brown and her husband Andy brown.....they style it out.

The investigating officer when I was robbed by my housemate was called PC Purse

I know a Slovakian girl called Ivana Bendova, I thought it was a joke at first when I saw her surname when she popped up as a friend request

There's a person in my community Named Michael hunt. Known as Micky can't think why....

A friend of mine was at uni with Elvis Safari.
I had a teacher called Mrs Fart (her husband was German) which she changed to Vart, not much better.

Worked with Dr Rough - who wasn't and Dr Earwicker - pronounced Erica
At school Benjamin Downe who got fed up with the teasing and eventually used his middle name instead. Also Christopher Peter Bacon.

I used to deal with a woman called Emma Royds and a man called Rodney Bastard. Thinking he'd probably pronounce it B'stard, like Rik Mayall in The New Statesman, I said it that way the first time talked to him. "No, it's Bastard," he said. A man who happily owned his name. I think the fact that his first name was Rodney made it funnier.

There was also a client called Mr D'eath but I never got to speak with him.

My friend went from field to wood when she married!

There was a Donald McDonald I briefly knew. Couldn't understand that at all.

Worked with a Mr Dick and a Mr Balls (both same company) and after I left that job I took a bank card of a Mr Horniblow

Don't even care that it's outing.
I managed to get to page 8 before I saw my name Married now so it's changed but my goooooodddddd it was a long "eye rolling" time at school. Haha

Noé Tits

I’ve met a Roger Rear and a Dr Payne and a home economics teacher called Mrs Cooke.

I worked with a woman called Ali Gee. She is lovely - and must have the confidence of a god not to have reverted to Alison!

Zilla Starbuck
Cherry married Mr Pie

I know a pair of dentists called Beatham & Stabbins. And estate agents called Doolittle & Dally.

And so many gardening experts have such appropriately rural surnames! Pippa Greenwood, Bob Flowerdew, Alan Titchmarsh.

Used to work as a registrar, a child born just before midnight was named Nearly Tomorrow!