The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Knew a James Bond once. He used the Bond line on everyone he met and bafflingly thought he was God’s gift.

@TatianaBis

I don't get Ewan Kerr?

You wanker

That’s not at you, that’s how it’s said

I used to work with a Euan Kerr - there was competition to alert him via the intercom to incoming calls!
And my DC was at school with Iona Dick...

Phil Beavers

I lived down the road from an Ivor whitehead swear it’s true

A doctor called CP Koch 😄

Years ago whilst staying in a caravan park on holiday the children in the next caravan where called:

John Ross, Bobby, Sue Ellen and Pamela - I kid you not.

And at a baby group I came across a baby who had been named Sparkle.

Not as good as Dr De’Ath, but a practice locally has a Dr Stiff …

Dentist - Mr Philpot

and someone I knew called there baby girl Pepper (1984) Their surname was White.....

Had a patient some years ago Lily Pond! Husband, lovely man , said he went out of his way to find her!!

Mary Christmas and a Gordon Bennett

A chiropractor in the area is Mr Hands.

Fishmonger in north Norfolk used to be Mr SE Breese.

A moorland reserve warden in a conservation charity was Pete Mosse.

A GP called Dr. De'ath. Silly man could have changed his name rather than insisting it was pronounced De' ell

I used to work in a bank and we had a customer called Mr P. Ennis!

Went to school with Theresa Green (she preferred 'Tessa')

and Leah Kissinger, always pronouced Lay-er Kissing-her. And she still didn't get it.

There’s an ancestor on my family tree called Fanny Marsh.

Also I always chuckle at a Kpop singer from a group called Super Junior, called Shin Dong.

I knew someone through work called Molly Smally ( I believe that was her married name ) I was spelt slightly differently but everyone pronounced it like this.
I have also seen an insurance document in the name of the Reverend Condon ( cue much adolescent giggling )

Used to do deliveries and one of the companies I delivered to had a Mike Hunt.
Casino I used to work in , had a customer called Deepa twofanny

I saw an ad for ' Cunnington solicitors '
I can imagine some people have misspelled that name before now!

Wayne Ankers. Perfectly fine, until he had to take on the work email format of w.ankers@xxxx 😂

PC Rob Banks

Alan Twatt of Alan Twatt Potatoes Ltd. Oh the jokes. And Mr David Tschirtoff.

Wayne King.

I once had a supervisor called Theresa Greene which was her married surname and she apparently didn’t connect that her name sounds like “trees are green” until she returned to work and everyone laughed at her. Poor thing. She was so lovely!