The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Know of a family surname Minnion (feel sorry for the young kids they have).
Used to know a Joyce Joyce (through marriage)
My dad worked with a Sergeant Sergeant.

There’s a Dr Dikshit that refers patients to us.

I worked with someone called Pinky Coch in Malaysia

Stormy-Water Cloud

@lifeinlimbo2020 did you just lift that from another thread 🤣

An ex’s dad was called Richard Cocker

lifeinlimbo2020
😂😂😂

Came in to see if stormy-water cloud was on here 😂 wasn't disappointed

Two teachers at my 6th form college were called Mark Stretch and Richard Head. 😂

A lady at my workplace was named Mrs Makepeace. She was rather bad tempered so we nicknamed Mrs Makewar.

A deliberately contrived by schoolboys example was twin boys called Cristopher and Andrew but known to their friends as Chris and Drew. Their surname was Peacock. Friends of my DD!

Mykittensmittens I might know you !

@lifeinlimbo2020

Stormy-Water Cloud

That poor child. His grandparents will never use it!

Husband used to know Dick Holding. I collapsed every time he said his name.

@Ifeelsuchafool

A deliberately contrived by schoolboys example was twin boys called Cristopher and Andrew but known to their friends as Chris and Drew. Their surname was Peacock. Friends of my DD!

There's a news reporter called Chris Peacock

@Yespresh

Husband used to know Dick Holding. I collapsed every time he said his name.

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey...

My friends partner was an electrician call James Spark and the examiner on my driving test was called Nicola Tester!!
I'm literally sitting her laughing out loud to all of these! Great thread 🤣

I have met Daphne Duck , Hugh Watt , Wanker Prasard and Min Ji .

Orson Cartwright , Mavis Davis,Terry Towel and lastly a Barnaby Bare

Box!

Camille Foot, I kid you not!

My friend wanted to call her first son Andrew but her surname was Hoy, he was NOT called Andrew, see some parents do think it through.

Olive Farmer

Don't get Andrew hoy.

I do actually have one, worked with a guy called Ivor Beverage

Whilst out canvassing during a by election we found:

Barbara Baboorab
Endletrout Cassidy
Grafton Prince

And there was a candidate (now an MP) called Bambos Charalambos, which was magestic.