The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

I went to school with a Mike Hunt

Am I allowed to say that? Because I would never use that word 🤭

@officecat

Am I allowed to say that? Because I would never use that word 🤭

You can say cunt on here

@moonlight1705

Went to school with a Chris Cross and a Briony Pickles.

Best one though is Annette who married Mr Curtains.

My mum had a friend called Annette Kirtin

Patricia Mycock, known as Pat.

Analisa Winner. Anal Is A Winner. Amazing.

I went to school with a John Lewis.

And I know it's bit of a urban legend but my old neighbours children were Teeks and Chards, short for Tequila and Chardonnay.

I had a teacher called mike hunt

I saw a baby Axel in asda.

Had a manager called Mike Hunt. Actually his name not Michael, just Mike.

I've worked with a Rosemary Lamb and. Theresa Green. Went to School with a Rosemary Budd who everyone knew as Rose. She always said she would be overjoyed to take her husband's name when married, then ended up with her married name being Bush!!

My Dad used to work with an Andrew Dick. They used to have nameplates on their office doors with first initial and surname ..... apart from this guy!!

Surnames Garlick and Koch I always thought were unfortunate.
A. Dick (he wasn't the nicest boy either)
Jennie Taylor (confess I only twigged on this one in recent years)
The Pratt twins
Dr Strangelove

I knew a Mr Waghorn from work years ago.

Liz-Hurley and Hugh-grant they were the Christian names brother and sister

@NormaSnickers

I’ve looked after patients named Sheila Wheeler and Doris Morris!

Aw god this rhyming ones would finish me off. I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face 🤣

My old boss was called Mrs Gotobed 🤣

Growing up

Mr. Peter Nutt (P.Nutt) and his wife was Hazel
Annie Seed

Solicitor called Sima Butt.

Couldn't make it up!

Had a boss once called Edward Clugh (pronounced cluff).

The name on his office door was Mr. E. Clugh and I always heard 'mystery clue' in my head when I saw that sign.

Nice to see some "forrin" names coming up on the thread

Kids had a teacher called miss melly which always sounded like miss smelly

Where I grew up there was a very successful criminal law firm/chambers/whatever - called Bear & Bear - two brothers

There first names?

Teddy and Rupert. I shit you not.

Was in the drs waiting area when Holly Day was called for her appointment.

I was working and twins came in, one was called Euro and one Disney

One of the teachers in my secondary school was called Mr Wankling. He lasted less than a year. Why would you go into teaching with that surname?

The development officer at my college was Gloria Mundy.