The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

There is a former Gymnast from China called Dong Dong.

I was at uni with someone who had a middle name of Thomas and surname of watts so letters would come for Mr x Twatts.

My orthopaedic surgeon was Dr Oo.

There used to be a consultant in a local hospital called Mr De'ath.

Had to serve a customer once called Mr Dickless. Worst part was I had to call another store about him, in front of him, so they were practically wetting themselves laughing on the lithe end of the phone while I was doing my best to keep a straight face.

Clíodhnadh Ramsbottom.

My husband taught twins...

Pepsi and Tango

@notyourmummy yes! Oops I've outed myself, off for a quick name change!

@Bloodypunkrockers

I used to work with a Richard Stiff. We all called him Dick

I went to school with him. He took his wife's name on marriage and is now Richard Wood!

A student I taught, Joe King.

I know of a woman (married) called Michelle Chell.

I know a Nick King...

D'ath.... and yes he was a Doctor.

B.A Stard

Both customers of mine.

I met a man once whose surname was Charity. He married someone called Faith Hope Smith!

A lovely chap tried unsuccessfully to convert me to Mormonism.

His badge displayed his name as "Elder Young"

When I worked as a language assistant in a German school, the headmaarer was called Mr Pitzer (sounds like how Germans pronounce pizza) and the deputy head was called Mrs Obst (fruit). My husband still laughs today, 11 years later, about Mr pizza and Mrs fruit.

Randy Johnson
Bernadette McCurry

A little girl in DD's class years ago was called Pebbles, it was when a Flintstones movie was out.

[quote Aposterhasnoname]This

[/quote] Aposterhasnoname....i watch this whenever i need cheering up. The name is hilarious, but it's Bradley's reaction that get me everytime!

Years ago received a CV from Mustafa Kamel

At school there was a boy whose full name was ...

John Wayne Elvis Presley Smith.

Mike Hunt, I kid you not.

@LukeEvansWife

Everyone purporting to know these people - given that some of these names pop up in phone ins and websites, that's a mad coincidence!

I can vouch for both of mine - my first came from my father, and I believe absolutely that he didn't lie to us, and the second is a person who I actually met, whilst he was our MEP.

My dad managed to talk some new parents out of naming their newborn Hugh Janus [Surname] and I met an anaesthetist called Dr Lazarus.

Le-a. But the dash was pronounced!!! So she was called Le-dash-ah!

This is a racist urban myth.

www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/9lcrtp/laah_abcde_lemonjellow_uterusare_racist_urban/

[quote cherrytreesa]Le-a. But the dash was pronounced!!! So she was called Le-dash-ah!

This is a racist urban myth.

www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/9lcrtp/laah_abcde_lemonjellow_uterusare_racist_urban/[/quote]
That is what I meant earlier - so many people "know" a Le-a or ABCDE or Henrietta Dick - there are either thousands of them or people are (whisper) just repeating what they have heard or read