The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

I worked in the Education Department many years ago, a Secondary School Teacher's name was Richard Head

Whenever I see a new article about the head of the Met Police I always wonder... did she start her career as PC Dick? (Or WPC Dick, I'm guessing she started when it was still segregated like that?)

I have known an Army Dentist called Major Payne. He used his first name when treating kids.

Someone in credit control, first name Fang.

Previous dentist, Mr Payne

Former colleague on secondment from Europe, Bent Koch.

A very long time ago, when people were referred to as title and surname I saw the name Mr Perfect in a list of meeting attendees.

Some friends who are a couple called Mr & Mrs Perfect. Also a teacher at school was Vicky Vickers (married name!)

I went to school with a Justin Dick - why would you call your son Just in when your last name is Dick? So mean!

Thought of a couple more
My mum worked with a Chris Untcliffe also known as C Untcliffe
There was a girl a couple of years younger at my school called Emma Louise Dale ( Emma Dale) her nickname was farm

Michael Cockburn, everyone called him Mike though.

My dad had a friend called Norman Conquest.

I told my teacher friend this and she said she had a Saxon Conqueror in her class.

When I was little we had an old lady who babysat us - her name was Ida Down ! And I swear you you her twin brother was called Bob 😂

Oh and an accountant with the PST name Fiddler.

Elizabeth Taylor
Hazel Nutt
Summer Long.

There are two Jenna Taylor’s in my company!

Ha ha @Angrymum22 - I have a friend called Jenna and she would often joke that she could never marry a Mr Taylor or Mr Tiles 😂😂

I keep remembering them.

I had a really grumpy client that I took over from a colleague. He hated being called by his first name and I couldn't help but giggle a bit when I called him "Mr Mistry"

I heard of a policeman in the traffic division called Inspector Bollard. And the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales 2008-13 was Lord Judge.

Police officers called Dick Clapp and Rick O’Shea
Also knew a Hugh Cumber.
And a genuine Mike Hunt.

Oh, and I used to work with Penny Penny (married name), we called her Tuppence.

In the South Wales valleys people called David Davies are sometimes k own as Dai Twice.

@MeanWeedratStew

Decades ago, my granny found a wedding notice in the paper, informing the reader that a lady with the surname Drinkwater had married a man with the surname Wee.

She cut it out to show us. Sounds like a match made in heaven, don't you think?

I saw a local civil partnership notice for a Mr Cumming and a Mr Creamer. I so hope they double-barrelled!

Was in the U.S. and was introduced to someone named Randy Farmer.
I had to leave the room and have a chuckle.

I just remembered, a really lovely teacher at school called Pat Head

Psychiatrist - Dr Supersad

Emma Dyke made me laugh far too much one early shift at work . I sat giggling away in front of my computer for ages.

Our doctor is called Dr. Dick. LOL genuine.. not even made up. Totally true