Aibu to ask you to share the worst thing you have ever done?

DontPeeInThePlayHouse · 22/09/2021 15:15

After you....

RobertaFirmino · 22/09/2021 15:19

Wiped my arse on the front pages of both the s*n and the Daily Fail in protest at their piss poor excuses for journalism.

snanagram · 22/09/2021 15:19

Why?

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cassielassie · 22/09/2021 15:22

Before my brother married his current wife, he has a long term GF who I couldn't stand. I used to stir the shit in their relationship.

I wouldn't say I justify it to myself now, I know I behaved like a shit. But maybe I just don't regret it? I still think she was manipulative and opportunistic, and he just didn't want to see it.

Every 6 months or so I remember how petty and mean I was in very subtle ways. Kill them with paper cuts kind of thing. I'm mortified honestly thinking of it. I am mortified but don't regret it honestly.

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SirenSays · 22/09/2021 15:22

Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

AlphaBravoCharlieDeltaEcho · 22/09/2021 15:30

Punched a journo for a tabloid in the face. Oh, sorry that was the BEST thing I ever did.

Original poster

cassielassie · 22/09/2021 15:37

AlphaBravoCharlieDeltaEcho
Are you famous??

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WheelieBinPrincess · 22/09/2021 15:40

I cut the nose off my brother’s Woody toy because he pissed me right off.

My brother that is, not Woody.

Totally not the worst thing I’ve ever done but I’m not sharing.

EvenPhilip · 22/09/2021 15:40

Dated a father and the son.

Mymapuddlington · 22/09/2021 15:41

Too many to mention, so many regrets

MsTSwift · 22/09/2021 15:42

Stole princess Anne’s newspaper.

Aisforharlot · 22/09/2021 15:42

Lunged wildly at the Pope

MrsColon · 22/09/2021 16:33

Screamed in the Sistine Chapel

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing · 22/09/2021 16:35

Told my mother in law that she was the carcass

FlorenceWintle · 22/09/2021 16:36

I snapped and farted.

FabulouslyFab · 22/09/2021 16:42

@MrsColon

Screamed in the Sistine Chapel

😂😂😂

PermanentTemporary · 22/09/2021 16:44

Had sex with a married celeb. For just £50,000 I'll give you all the details plus an exclusive lingerie photo shoot.

Rosebean92liveson · 22/09/2021 17:06

A work colleague of mine (who I didn’t like very much) had a plastic barbie plate that she was oddly attached to. She would use it all the time. One day she dropped it and it broke and she was very upset. She then found the same plate on eBay and placed a bid for it. I decided to bid against her to drive the price up. This stupid plastic plate went up to £35 before i stopped and let her win the auction. She still talks about the “mystery bidder” who was also so desperate to buy the plate. Yes I am sad and incredibly petty.

MultiStorey · 22/09/2021 17:08

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WithMyEncyclopedia · 22/09/2021 17:09

@Rosebean92liveson

A work colleague of mine (who I didn’t like very much) had a plastic barbie plate that she was oddly attached to. She would use it all the time. One day she dropped it and it broke and she was very upset. She then found the same plate on eBay and placed a bid for it. I decided to bid against her to drive the price up. This stupid plastic plate went up to £35 before i stopped and let her win the auction. She still talks about the “mystery bidder” who was also so desperate to buy the plate. Yes I am sad and incredibly petty.

That's brilliant!

Lou2284 · 22/09/2021 17:09

@Rosebean92liveson
I am crying with laughter! Love it!

jcyclops · 22/09/2021 17:24

I voted Liberal Democrat

hangrylady · 22/09/2021 17:31

Flashed my boobs at the vicar

AuntMasha · 22/09/2021 17:31

I phoned a so-called friend and threatened to pay someone to sort out her cocklodger who was threatening another friend.

I don’t feel good about it.

20Past3 · 22/09/2021 17:34

Once I ate in MacDonalds, but only once.