There's a few posts in here that are a bit weird and off to me.
If anyone on this website and in this thread think that life on UC is great, then go for it. Nothing is stopping you giving up your life and claiming it too.
I do hope you enjoy being cold, can't afford heat in winter beyond a hot water bottle, using the storage heaters is a huge no no.
I do hope you like not being able to choose where you live. Landlords are happy to let people on benefits wipe their elderly.relatives sock up, they're happy for nurses claiming IC top up to administer life saving medicines, but damn their eyes if they try to rent a property, they can go homeless. So you're stuck with Housing Associations and huge estates full of crime, drugs, prostitution and poverty.
I hope you don't enjoy eating much food. I have to limit my spending to £80 a fortnight. If you think you can be healthy and stay on budget, you're wrong. My daughter is fed well, but there are days I'll have 2 slices of toast because there is literally NOTHING else.
I also hope you enjoy staying home. The bus costs too much, forget a car, petrol coats too much, you could go for a walk but the shoes you've got are 5 years old and leak but you can't afford to replace them with anything but more cheap ones that fall apart in weeks. Not that it matters, not like you can afford a coffee at Starbucks anymore, or entry fee to anywhere but free things etc.
I hope you're not too into phones and tech, there is no way you're affording a £50 phone every month.
Internet is necessary for the UC managing though, so you have to have that pretty much. You can't get the decent package though, too expensive, cheapest you can and use it sparingly.
The one silver lining of life on UC is if you enjoy bargain hunting. I mean I've always loved a bargain and spotting yellow stickers in supermarkets. I never knew I'd end up reliant on them to stop me slipping back into malnutrition.
But.life wasn't always like this, I had a good job once, earnt over 20k a year. But then daughter came along and partner at the time convinced me that giving up work so they could concentrate on theirs was a good idea. Then they left. Now I'm stuck as sole carer to my daughter. No one to pick her up from school I'd have to use paid child care. Which I couldn't pay a month for because UC leaves me with nothing and £300 from nothing to pay that first month is... Well, I don't know,.my maths isn't good..
What is fuck all minus 300?
But anywho.
I shall look forward to seeing you all in the future, bragging about your most amazing lives now you're living it up on UC.
TL:Dr or DGAF Version:
Life for unemoued people on Universal Credit is not how they portray it in Poverty Porn TV Shows.