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A million pounds to go on Naked attraction ?

208 replies

The90swereadream · 21/08/2021 14:41

Would you do it? How much would it take for you to go on, I don’t think I could 🙈5 million? Such a lot of money, but the thought of everyone seeing what my bits look like, family, people I work with, went to school with..how do people do it?!
How much would it take for you to succumb? 🤣

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Staffy1 · 21/08/2021 17:04

50 million or more for me to do that.

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 21/08/2021 17:05

And no, I wouldn’t go on NA for any amount of money! I don’t particularly dislike my body but I do like my dignity.

Amdone123 · 21/08/2021 17:05

@SquirryTheSquirrel, exactly ! So what? So someone sees your body, the world doesn't end!

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 21/08/2021 17:05

Yep, for a million I would. We could pay off our mortgage, buy a little place for my mum, put some aside for the kids...it'd be worth it.

I'm not shaving my pubes though. They would have to deal with my 70s-style bush. Grin

MrsToothyBitch · 21/08/2021 17:06

I'd do it for that money. The life changing effect of the money would outlast the brief notoriety of being on the show.

Even 10k would change DPs life, and mine by extension. That much would just be fabulous.

Holidaytan · 21/08/2021 17:07

Ha ha! I’m naked all the time, so I’d do it for free if I didn’t have to date anyone!

Spent a few hours this afternoon at a clothing-optional open garden event.
Wouldn’t want to date anyone on naked attraction though, they’re either not attractive or somewhat dysfunctional I think!

joystir59 · 21/08/2021 17:07

I'm really wrinkled and way past my sell by date. Even if I was willing I'm sure they have some basic criteria that would eliminate me at an early stage. But yes I'd do it for that kind of money, wouldn't dream of going on a date though.

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 21/08/2021 17:08

@SamVimes6

I did a Spencer Tunick photo shoot. Totally naked. Photos of me hang in an art gallery. I stood on a city street naked, admittedly as part of a crowd but I’ve no issues showing my body.

We all have one, nobody has a perfect one. If I could get a million for being naked I’d be very wealthy.

I think the Tunick images are a different kettle of fish, tbh.
aiwblam · 21/08/2021 17:10

Sure I’d do it for a million. My muff is covered in pubes so not actually much on display there and my tits are menopause saggy and everyone’s seen tits. Cash in my million and live happily.

Nonicknamesforcatapillars · 21/08/2021 17:14

I’d do it for a million. I could get over the embarrassment to live comfortably for the rest of my life!

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 21/08/2021 17:15

No.

CovidCorvid · 21/08/2021 17:18

I’m horrified by people choosing to do it and always think how do they face their colleagues, etc…..but for a million I sure would.

I wouldn’t tell anyone I was going on it and would hope nobody I know watches it!

Mammyloveswine · 21/08/2021 17:20

For a million quid? Absolutely!

RubyFowler · 21/08/2021 17:22

Definitely not.

DillonPanthersTexas · 21/08/2021 17:23

I would do it for a million quid but I suspect I don't have enough shit tattoos or body piercings to qualify

maddening · 21/08/2021 17:23

3 million and if I could get lipo done first yes.

HedgeVeg · 21/08/2021 17:25

I'd do it, but a huge factor in that is that absolutely no one I know watches it.
I'd potentially have a "stage name" to make it harder to Google.

BingoBhango · 21/08/2021 17:25

I'd do it for a food shop and £5 on the gas meter right now Sad

MeanderingGently · 21/08/2021 17:25

I guess I would for the amusement. I'm in my sixties, aging body, lots of hanging bits and I was never particularly glamorous even in in my youth. A million would be worth it for a laugh, I don't want a date though.....

Katkinsgreyy · 21/08/2021 17:27

For a million I would definitely do it!!
I would never want to watch it back though Grin

sausagepastapot · 21/08/2021 17:31

For a million, yes absolutely.

Glitterblue · 21/08/2021 17:36

I couldn't do it for any amount of money. I always think about the people having to go into work the next day after it's been aired, and seeing their families 🙈 I have a friend who I reckon would do it. I'll never forget the time we went swimming together and I was trying to get dried and dressed under my towel, and she was standing there wearing nothing but a towel round her waist, chatting away with randomers in the changing room..

Jux · 21/08/2021 17:40

These days a million is barely life changing, big house, couple of exotic holidays, maybe a few years at a fee-paying school for your kids (tou couldn't upkeep a pony on it for long, so your dd would be ostracised at her posh school); and so on. Living the Life is soo expensive day to day.

Maybe offer 10 million which would buy you a show-off house and get you sufficient interest to keep paying the Council Tax!

I still wouldn't though.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/08/2021 17:55

Absolutely. I wouldn't get past the first round so I think all anybody would see is my feet?

You can't get away with it that easily - once you've been 'rejected', you have to leave the box and interact (however briefly) in the scud with the chooser, before waltzing off with a full camera shot.

Then again, I don't see how people could be too judgmental of you being on the show naked - not when they've obviously decided that they would like to watch a programme full of nudey people.

I did see one with Lauren Harries on it - as soon as they showed her face, I (along with many others, no doubt) pointed at the screen and said "Wait.... that looks a bit like....!" She seemed most offended when she wasn't picked and declared something about the man "not getting any of this sweet candy!"

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/08/2021 17:56

These days a million is barely life changing

Really?!?!?! It would change mine and my family's lives beyond measure.

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