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A million pounds to go on Naked attraction ?

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The90swereadream · 21/08/2021 14:41

Would you do it? How much would it take for you to go on, I don’t think I could 🙈5 million? Such a lot of money, but the thought of everyone seeing what my bits look like, family, people I work with, went to school with..how do people do it?!
How much would it take for you to succumb? 🤣

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Moutarde · 21/08/2021 15:23

FFS ppphhhffffft.

If its a million quid for a few people watching the telly seeing your tits and a bit of your shaved/unshaved fanny or if a bloke your todger and wobbly knackers then surely you'd just do it? no?

Cuddlyrottweiler · 21/08/2021 15:23

10k? I have no shame in my body 🤷‍♀️ and I love seeing naked people tbh. It's the having to have a conversation with someone bit I'd struggle with

anon12345678901 · 21/08/2021 15:25

For a million yeah sure, why not 😂

I did get asked to be on it, my old colleague is a producer for it, I turned it down as the idea of someone seeing me naked on tv was too embarrassing! But I could be swayed for that amount of money 😂

girlmom21 · 21/08/2021 15:25

I'd probably do it for a million as long as I definitely wasn't going to get to the last round and have to do that awkward naked hug

MeadowHay · 21/08/2021 15:25

I'm not sure but I'd definitely consider it. I'm thinking ultimately probably yes - probs like some other PPs I would probably do it for half...maybe even a quarter...because that amount of money would be life changing for us. A quarter would enable us to buy a house in our local area mortgage free. We have been saving for about a year and can't afford a house of that value even mortgaged up to our eyeballs and the prices are rising ridiculously atm. So for us being able to suddenly get even £250k would really be life changing. People would totally get over it in time. I think my only concern would be career implications as DH has a professional, public facing job and I'm soon to be training to a professional role as well. I can't imagine future employers of these types of roles would be enamoured by this history.

AngryWhompingWillow · 21/08/2021 15:26

@DontDrinkDontSmokeWhatDoIDo

I couldn't do it for at money at all.

How DO they do it? Surely they must all have dysfunctional lives??

I have no idea why people go on it, they must be nuts seriously...... I think some people may just want fame, but why the would anyone think going on Naked Attraction will help them on the path to stardom just baffles me.

Anyone remember Judith? The 'meek' 'Christian???' She was shocking. I'm not a prude but some of the things she said were just foul.

www.ladbible.com/entertainment/film-and-tv-people-cant-quite-get-over-the-most-shocking-naked-attraction-ever-20190905

And yes @The90swereadream I would go on Naked Attraction for a million yes. No money worries again ever, and me and DH could instantly retire...

Elllicam · 21/08/2021 15:27

No I definitely wouldn’t for any amount of money

OneTC · 21/08/2021 15:29

Yeah 10k or so.

I've never seen it but I imagine you have to talk cheesy nonsense at some point. That'd be what I was getting paid for Grin

HopingForOurRainbowBaby · 21/08/2021 15:30

If I had the perfect body I would

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/08/2021 15:30

I'm sure I could buy myself some cognitive dissonance with a million quid. And then move abroad to start a nice life somewhere sunny where nobody knows me!

Have they exported the format abroad? Obviously, you'd have to have lived there for a little while, otherwise the dating thing clearly wouldn't work; but if you could go on the show in a far-flung country, where none of your friends or family would see it - would that make a difference?

It would probably make quite a difference as to when you went on, though. For the first couple of series, it was all new and shocking and loads of people tuned in to watch it. Give it 15 series and hardly anybody will still be watching - and even many of those will be half-drunk and/or have it on in the background for a bit of a laugh rather than being glued to the screen.

Same with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: when that was relatively new, everybody knew that if you did get on and win big, you'd be hounded, harassed and emotionally blackmailed by everybody you'd ever known or met for some of the money. It was mustn't-miss, water-cooler TV. Nowadays, you could make yourself a really nice stash and go relatively unnoticed, especially if you got £64K or £125K - life-changing money - but didn't get anywhere near the million.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/08/2021 15:33

For a million?

Yes.

One look at me in the nip and they'd take the whole show off air forever.

Congressdingo · 21/08/2021 15:33

I'd do it for a million sure, maybe half a mil. I'm old and not slim anymore but I give no shits about who might see me. And that's a lot of money, enough I could retire already.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/08/2021 15:34

In fact, when I used to watch NA (don't bother now - it's all very samey), there used to be a disproportionate amount of people from continental Europe or Australia/NZ, who probably saw it as a good way to maybe score that dream date in the knowledge that nobody they knew would ever see it anyway. Plus, much of Europe doesn't have any issues with nudity whatsoever, so I doubt they would give it a second thought.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/08/2021 15:34

Seriously - I don't know why anyone would go on. Fancy going back to work the following week knowing that everyone has seen your snoopy.

godmum56 · 21/08/2021 15:36

bellimoo I''m not sure what my limit would be though. Maybe half a million...
I would do it for half a million.*
AntiSocialDistancer Sat 21-Aug-21 14:52:34
Exactly this, would be long forgotten but the money would change lives. I'd pay for the kids to go to private school.

I don't think half a mill would put more than one child through private school....mabe not even one child.....

godmum56 · 21/08/2021 15:37

I am another one where they would pay me not to do it!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/08/2021 15:37

I have a really uncomfortable feeling that, somewhere, right now, there is a TV executive making detailed plans for a TV dating show for (obviously normally-naked) animals, with the gimmick being that they're all wearing clothes Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/08/2021 15:39

everyone has seen your snoopy. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

OldTurtleNewShell · 21/08/2021 15:39

A million would be a life changing amount for me, so yes.
I definitely don't have anything close to a model body so hopefully they'd allow me a few years months to try lose some of my quite substantial chunk so their viewers don't run away screaming. But I'd do it either way.
A million would allow me to leave my horribly stressful job, pay off my debts and buy a house instead of being stuck renting. I would never volunteer for it normally but there's a lot I'd do for a million pounds Grin

OldTurtleNewShell · 21/08/2021 15:41

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Seriously - I don't know why anyone would go on. Fancy going back to work the following week knowing that everyone has seen your snoopy.
Snoopy. Haven't heard that one before 🤣
HemanOrSheRa · 21/08/2021 15:41

I can't watch a full episode - I suffer with dreadful second hand embarrassment for the contestants Grin.

shouldistop · 21/08/2021 15:43

Before my kids, yes. Not now though.

ThePluckOfTheCoward · 21/08/2021 15:44

I'd do it anything over 2M, but only if they'd let me keep a paper bag over my head.

PearlyBird · 21/08/2021 15:44

Yeh id do it. Nobody i know would be watching

SamVimes6 · 21/08/2021 15:46

I did a Spencer Tunick photo shoot. Totally naked. Photos of me hang in an art gallery. I stood on a city street naked, admittedly as part of a crowd but I’ve no issues showing my body.

We all have one, nobody has a perfect one. If I could get a million for being naked I’d be very wealthy.