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A million pounds to go on Naked attraction ?

208 replies

The90swereadream · 21/08/2021 14:41

Would you do it? How much would it take for you to go on, I don’t think I could 🙈5 million? Such a lot of money, but the thought of everyone seeing what my bits look like, family, people I work with, went to school with..how do people do it?!
How much would it take for you to succumb? 🤣

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Mayhemmumma · 21/08/2021 15:47

The viewing figures would plummet but yep, one million pounds to see me wobble, sure thing!

LanisHouseLot · 21/08/2021 15:50

Can it be on the (for instance) Ecuadorian version of Naked Attraction, if one exists?

Meruem · 21/08/2021 16:00

I’d do it for a million and I have an awful body! But anyone who took the piss after, I would laugh right back saying well I have a million quid now. That would shut them up! Yes it would be highly embarrassing but I would do it then forget about it. I certainly wouldn’t watch the episode when it aired. It helps that I wfh so wouldn’t have to face any colleagues.

Wheelz46 · 21/08/2021 16:00

Absolutely not a chance, I won't even answer or make a call if I'm not dressed and they can't even see me! 🤣

HeyDemonsItsYaGirl · 21/08/2021 16:05

Absolutely. I wouldn't get past the first round so I think all anybody would see is my feet?

Amdone123 · 21/08/2021 16:06

Of course I would. I'd do it for a tenner. But I don't mind taking my clothes off. My dh and I are going to a nudist resort when we can. Nudity does not bother me one iota.

IveGotASongThatllGetOnYNerves · 21/08/2021 16:12

There is quite literally not enough money in the entire world to get me to go on.

However, the entire world would probably hand it all over to pay me to not go on the show...

A million pounds to go on Naked attraction ?
waterlego · 21/08/2021 16:22

I don’t think I could bring myself to do it- just too cringey. I’m not ashamed of my body, I think it’s quite appealing, but just no to appearing naked on telly.

I have seen the show a few times. One time I was watching it and my second cousin appeared on screen as the picker. She had to get naked obviously at the end, and I didn’t know where to look, having not seen her since she was about 5 😆

wedwewerpink · 21/08/2021 16:29

...I couldn't give a hoot who sees me naked. I'd do it for free. 🤣🤣

BastardMonkfish · 21/08/2021 16:30

@firstimemamma

I think I'd do it for a million but only because I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone who watches it so hopefully no-one would know.
They sometimes show it on gogglebox though 😬
GreenTortoise · 21/08/2021 16:37

Yep, for a million.

Don't want a date and don't want a hug from the naked man. Will not be doing their weird bizzare commands either like when they ask you to turn round and shake.

My family wouldn't tune in to me being naked and if anyone I knew did then you've seen me naked so not awkward for me. Maybe the other person who may never be able to look you in the eye again.

LaurieFairyCake · 21/08/2021 16:37

I wouldn't do it for any money unless I could wear a full face/gimp mask

Not for ANY money

Whoever said they saw someone from work on it ShockShockShock

You've seen a co workers cock ShockShockShock

TatianaBis · 21/08/2021 16:40

Meh my body’s fine but a million isn’t enough for all my friends and neighbours to have a gawp. £5 million minimum after tax and I’d rather have £10m.

phishy · 21/08/2021 16:42

No, I wouldn’t do it for any sum. I think it would make life unlivable so the money would be pointless.

Don’t care about those who do go on it though, to each their own.

Happymum12345 · 21/08/2021 16:43

Never ever ever! I had a spray tan with giant pants on and that was bad enough!

TootTootTootToot · 21/08/2021 16:45

I deffo would. I’ve not got a great figure but it’s unremarkable. I’d do it for less.

I’d try and make sure everyone knew I was doing it for the money. I might wear some heavy makeup and a wig to try not to look like me.

GarnetsandRubies · 21/08/2021 16:52

I'd 100% do it for a million. I'd probably do it for a couple of thousand, lol

SquirryTheSquirrel · 21/08/2021 16:56

I've just googled to find out what it is, and yes, I'd definitely do it for a million. I'd do it for less than that - 50k would be my minimum fee.

My middle-aged body is fairly hideous but I'm far too old to care that people might see I look like a - gasp - middle aged woman with saggy bits. So what?

SerenShine · 21/08/2021 16:56

I always find it bizarre when they say they've gone on there to find their soul mate, but want to see cocks first 😂.

I get annoyed by the men who comment on 'neat' vaginas. I can imagine what they'd say about mine... not a chance!

BridgetJonesPanties · 21/08/2021 16:57

Yep I would

Funnily enough I've been watching old episodes. Not too impressed with most of the dicks and fannies on display. Mine can't be much worse lol

I'm married though so no need to go on but I'd pretend to be single for £1million!

Eviethyme · 21/08/2021 16:57

I would but I don't know anyone who watches it

Ikeameatballs · 21/08/2021 16:58

Not yet when I still need to go to work everyday in a senior professional role. Nearer retirement? Yes, for £1mill.

SimonJT · 21/08/2021 16:59

@BridgetJonesPanties

Yep I would

Funnily enough I've been watching old episodes. Not too impressed with most of the dicks and fannies on display. Mine can't be much worse lol

I'm married though so no need to go on but I'd pretend to be single for £1million!

I find it weird when guys go on who aren’t at all showers, or people with spots all over their crotch when they know it’s going to be in 50 inch hd. At
BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 21/08/2021 17:03

@SimonJT

I’d do it for a million, most of my friends I play a sport with or have holidayed with, so they’ve seen me naked anyway.
I think you must go on different holidays and play different sports to me, @SimonJT.
BeingATwatItsABingThing · 21/08/2021 17:03

@thebeatingofthedrums

I wouldn't.

I think this would probably fall under 'bringing my profession and/or employer into disrepute.'

Goodbye future earnings, and hello unbearable shame when trolls take screenshots and plaster it all over social media, and maybe even real life.

Can't put a price on my mental good health.

Yes that’s true. Can’t imagine my head teacher would be thrilled with me doing it.