to think "I'm standing you up tonight because I need to do my internet shopping" is a pretty crap excuse

[SheepishPeachesMcLean]

Arranged with a friend 10 days ago to get together tonight for a drink and a gossip. Only see her once in a blue moon.

Guess where I am?

Well you don't MN from a pub, do you?

Crap or not crap?

Crap...passes peaches glass of wine

crap...want half my galaxy bar??

Crap... you want some honey coated cashew nuts?

LOL now I'm set for a night in! Wine, chocolate and honey coated nuts. Who needs RL friends eh?

That is so rubbish. Everyone knows you go out, get pissed and THEN do your internet shopping. It's such fun seeing what you bought when the boxes turn up and it makes present-opening on Christmas morning so much more amusing.

TBF she goes away in two weeks for the whole Christmas period, so basically her Christmas starts then and she has to be organised early.

But I'm still miffed.

yeh but she's had 10 days to do the shopping!

Tis definitely crap

Crappity crap crap crap

Outstandingly crap

sooo craaap. fire her off

Utterly and without question crappily crap with a liberal dusting of crap.... if you've finished the galaxy i've just opened a tin of Quality st? (2 for £10 in Tesco... sod Christmas, i want them NOW!!!)

Oh well, wine's going down well and I've learned the correct spelling for Evel Knieval. There's never a wasted evening here, is there?

Internet shopping is the new Washing My Hair.