So yesterday I had the pleasure of seeing my Dad’s dick pic on his phone. I can only assume the dick in question was his, though of course it’s not completely beyond the realms of possibility that it wasn’t. Anyway. He’s not very tech savvy and he mustn’t have realised that there is a thumbnail of the last picture you take in the corner of the camera screen. So maybe he likes to admire pictures of his own dick? Or maybe he’s sexting somebody? The thing is, my Dad is still married to my Mam. So maybe the sext was to her right? What about if we add into the mix a message thread that I saw a couple of years ago when helping my Dad with his phone one time. In the thread, a number that had not been saved to his contacts suggests “£150 for two hours plus taxi fare.” My Dad counters with “£100”and is met with “Sorry darling but no” At the time I didn’t want to jump to conclusions but coupled with this dick pic I’m wondering if I was actually in total denial. AIBU to think that my Dad is in fact being unfaithful to my Mam using sex workers? For context, not long before seeing the message thread I had also seen some windows open on my Dad’s iPad of porn sites he may have been on, which I’m thinking might be where he got the phone number from. As I said, he’s not very tech savvy so I often end up on his iPad/phone doing stuff for him. For further context, my parents have not shared a bed for years and I’ve good reason to believe have not been intimate with each other for just as long, if not longer. Do I tell my mam? I’m inclined to say Fuck No. This is not a bomb that I’m particularly keen to detonate. Do I give my Dad the benefit of the doubt and explain to him how he can keep his browsing history/messages/photos more private? Help.