What do pigeons say?

[Budapestdreams]

I think they say "my feet hurt Sally" rather than my work colleague who thinks they say "I don't want to know". Am I unreasonable? Do they say something different to you?

They say ‘my toe hurts Betty’

I can’t fly Judy, I can’t fly

@examstress2021 and @SmidgenofaPigeon brilliant! They both work, I like them.

Woodpigeons have a shorter call too don't they-

Always sounds like they are mournfully saying ‘you bastard, you bastard’

Haha, I'll have to listen out for them!

Wood pigeon is delicious..

Take two cows for me

I have sat and watched pigeons in the park and there always seem to be one bullying the other.
I think they are being told to stay in line by the leader pigeon.

Similar to @SmidgenofaPigeon but ‘you can’t fly, Judy’

Don’t forget collared doves.

Take two sheep, Daddy

"No I will not get out of the way of your feet"

I'm sure one of them here is constantly saying "get off me you sex pest, I don't want to kiss you let alone anything more".

The sex pest is persistent though so I think the pigeon then mutters under their breath "I hope you end up in a pie today".

Ours have always said Take two sheep paddy.

YABU

Wood pigeons…..”fuck off you, fuck off you”.
At least that’s what I shout in reply to the local pair. Noisy fuckers.

My toe bleeds Betty.

I suspect most of our local pigeons say “chase me and try to kill me” to my dogs.

Me toe hurts, Betty.

My toe is bleeding

My toe bleeds, Betty.

@LunaNorth

Me toe hurts, Betty.

That’s woodpigeons

My nan used to say two teas please, nanny, two teas!

Bring two coos paddy