What do pigeons say?

[Budapestdreams]

I think they say "my feet hurt Sally" rather than my work colleague who thinks they say "I don't want to know". Am I unreasonable? Do they say something different to you?

@HermioneGrunger I too have sex pest pigeons!
There's one always trying to hop on to the other one, shes 100% saying
"Fuck off, I'm trying to eat here"

@buckleten

Is your nan a pigeon?

My toe bleeds Betty

They're very dim creatures. It's actually "a pidgggggeon, a pidggggeon".

I read (in a very old observers guide) that it was "take two cows, Taffy" but I like some of the other suggestions!

My 2 daily visiting collared doves say “let’s shit here Paul all over this new decking. “

We have a random one who I think lost his mate either on the road or to a fox. He’s always trying to win another’s fair maid and constantly fighting her mate. All day, every day - I’ve taken to telling them off and throwing a badly aimed missile. If he put as much effort into finding another lonely traveller as he did fighting, he’d be a happy dad by now.

I taught my class in forest school to listen for them saying 'hello there children' but I'm pretty sure they're actually saying "hello miss ... ...." I have some in my garden and they're definitely saying my name...

I can’t come to tea

Take ten cows taffy is what my dad always said when I was little and its what I always hear.

They're better than the seagull that's trying to break into my home through my window so they can say what they like as loudly as they like frankly.

My nose is bleeding

You stoooopid pigeon, you stoooopid pigeon

There's a small bird that I used to what growing up that used to sound like he said a southern

"Wanker. WANKER. Wanker. Wanker."

'Take two doves, Taffy' is what my mum taught me.

It's pancakes susan

Australian seagulls say ‘mate’. I saw it on a documentary (Finding Nemo).

Nicest thread ever.

Which bird is it then that says " a ittle bit of bread and chee-eese"?

You mean the Wood Pigeons OP? They say (and have always said, since I was a child), "I love you [Habergaast]*"

*Substitute my RL name

Let me drive the bus?

@Wilkolampshade

Which bird is it then that says " a ittle bit of bread and chee-eese"?

A yellowhammer, I think.

Take two cows Taffy is what I’ve always thought they said

I love this thread.

Agree with PP who said Woodpigeons say "you bastard, you bastard".

Its more of an oohh sounds so what they are actually saying is "my toe hurts Judy, my toe hurts Judy, my toe hurts Judy, oh"