What do pigeons say?

[Budapestdreams]

I think they say "my feet hurt Sally" rather than my work colleague who thinks they say "I don't want to know". Am I unreasonable? Do they say something different to you?

Have you ever heard Eider ducks? They sound like outraged ladies clutching their pearls and handbags at something rude!

I always think that woodpigeons are saying "I doooo like chicken" which makes no sense, as I'm sure they don't.

Crrroooooo ccrrrrooooo
That's what the ones in my garden say.
I'm missing something, aren't I?

@Gatekeeper

Have you ever heard Eider ducks? They sound like outraged ladies clutching their pearls and handbags at something rude!

They’re Kenneth Williams!

Or Frankie Howerd

This worm tastes funny

They say "yes I am boring"

We have some that say "I want some vindaloo" and some that say "I want some burgers"

My toe bleeds, Betty

My mum says they say “More peas for poor Tom”