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Garden supper this evening. Would it be reasonable to suggest that guests might leave the table for the football?

756 replies

LemonRoses · 03/07/2021 10:12

We have a ten people arriving for supper this evening. We plan to eat on the terrace, with a 7pm start to catch the last of any sunshine. Clearly if they arrive at 7.15, have drinks and warm spiced nuts/olives then sit down to a starter of crab, we’re not going to be serving the entree until well past 8pm.

I don’t know two of the couples. My guess would be that three, maybe four, of the men would want to see the match. I don’t think most of the women would be particularly interested.

My problem is I wasn’t aware there was a football match this evening and I rather suspect some guests will want to see it.

Do we;

  • open the doors so people can pop in and out?
  • suggest those that wish cut their food at table and then eat of their knees with a fork whilst watching the television?
  • suggest we watch together later?
  • not mention to football and hope nobody else does?
  • arrange regular update messages from someone who is watching?

If a match is at 8pm, what time will it finish? Should we defer eating until after the match but add in more substantial canapés?

OP posts:
RealhousewifeofStoke · 03/07/2021 20:23

@Frownette

IN-GER-LAND

Actually I'd better shut up, there is a Ukrainian in the house...

I'd better go back to the footie to see if anyone else has scored

Stop fucking shouting. You made me spill my hot wet nuts Angry
Wauden · 03/07/2021 20:29

If the party-goers switched on the TV to hear the pre-match commentary, they would have heard these pearls of wisdom: "England need to score goals."

So that clears it up, then.

Jackdaw · 03/07/2021 20:31

Fantastic thread- OP you have won me over. Your supper sounds lovely 🥰

VerticalHorizon · 03/07/2021 20:40

Stop fucking shouting. You made me spill my hot wet nuts angry

Can happen to us all during periods of intense excitement.

Auntienumber8 · 03/07/2021 20:44

dappledsunshine I would imagine thermal underwear would warm nuts.

bookworm14 · 03/07/2021 20:56

@Whiskyinajar

Crumbs, you really have an issue here OP.
😉
SheSaidHummingbird · 03/07/2021 21:09

OP are you Margo Leadbetter? (Not a slight, I bloody love Margo)

Wauden · 03/07/2021 21:09

We scored again! Warm nuts and crabs all round.

ScribblingPixie · 03/07/2021 21:10

Plates flying off laps!

Parker231 · 03/07/2021 21:11

I don’t think anyone will be left on the terrace. Everyone will be standing around the tv.

SheSaidHummingbird · 03/07/2021 21:12

Oh! Cocomarine beat me to it! That will teach me to RTWT

HeronLanyon · 03/07/2021 21:12

The garden is being eyed up for the tarte - given the score ??

Mangomoonlight · 03/07/2021 21:13

3 goals! Those forks will be flying now, the terrace deserted!

PinkTonic · 03/07/2021 21:14

@Mangomoonlight

3 goals! Those forks will be flying now, the terrace deserted!
Are they fish forks 😱
SquashMinusIsShit · 03/07/2021 21:14

I can hear a load of singing (it's coming home etc) in a nearby garden each time England score, wonder if I'm close to OP's party 🤣

Parker231 · 03/07/2021 21:22

Fourth goal - brilliant!

EmpressWitchDoesntBurn · 03/07/2021 21:23

I don't need to watch it, I can hear my neighbours getting excited every time England score Grin

RealhousewifeofStoke · 03/07/2021 21:26

Hot nuts are bouncing off the terrace now chaps Grin

Zhampagne · 03/07/2021 21:28

I do hope OP's guests are managing to control themselves, their knees, and their forks. Otherwise she will be finding shards of crab for weeks.

Amillionnc · 03/07/2021 21:29

Crumbs, you really have an issue here OP

Well don’t I feel embarrassed Blush

Having a good supper party OP? I hope you decorated your garden with fairy lights, it would look lovely as the sun sets.

CandyLeBonBon · 03/07/2021 21:29

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

I don't need to watch it, I can hear my neighbours getting excited every time England score Grin
This hasn't happened since 96!
PussGirl · 03/07/2021 21:35

I went to a wedding in the late 80s, unfortunately timed to clash with an England game - the bride's parents were hosting the wedding breakfast in their garden in a big marquee, & 90% of the men buggered off to watch television inside - 4 rooms with televisions in, arranged by the groom who was also watching. It was strange, to say the least --and they divorced 2 years later-

MajesticWhine · 03/07/2021 21:44

OP we will need an update. Preferably before the washing up is done.

Remoulade · 03/07/2021 21:46

@PussGirl

I went to a wedding in the late 80s, unfortunately timed to clash with an England game - the bride's parents were hosting the wedding breakfast in their garden in a big marquee, & 90% of the men buggered off to watch television inside - 4 rooms with televisions in, arranged by the groom who was also watching. It was strange, to say the least --and they divorced 2 years later-
Can't blame her.

Are "we" winning anyway?

PussGirl · 03/07/2021 21:46

Apparently so

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