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Can't watch the football because of the spitting

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TodaysFishIsTroutALaCreme · 29/06/2021 16:57

DH has put the England game on and the players are standing ready to go out and some of the players are gobbing in the tunnel. It really turns my stomach at the best of times but to see it constantly on the telly too makes me Envy

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PivotPivotPivottt · 29/06/2021 19:49

@PurpleyBlue

PivotPivotPivottt can you leave a box of tissues by the end of his garden?
I love this idea GrinI may just pop them by the gate. Cougher spitter shares a garden with him so I'd be killing two birds.
DrDresaid · 29/06/2021 19:50

If that's how you feel, you shouldn't really be watching a football match anyway!

Bryonyshcmyony · 29/06/2021 19:53

If you don't like football that's fine, but spitting is a pathetic reason not to!

Bryonyshcmyony · 29/06/2021 19:54

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

England won 2 - 0 against Germany. fantastic game.

nobody who loves football cares about the spitting. if you don't like it don't watch it

Yeah, this basically.
looptheloopinahulahoop · 29/06/2021 19:54

@baileys6904

Actually, it's to do with the amount of running they do increases a protein in the saliva which thickens mucus and makes it harder for them to swallow. It's one of the first things i said to my DSS when he signed as footballer
Rubbish, it's a male thing. If I get saliva in my mouth when I run, I swallow it. Not difficult, but men have to spit. It's utterly foul.
looptheloopinahulahoop · 29/06/2021 19:56

[quote SimonJT]@Boood I’ve done some half marathons and a full, I also play a sport and regularly train with women. Women definitely spit when running.[/quote]
The odd woman might do but it's rare. They are generally not as gross as men.

ViciousJackdaw · 29/06/2021 19:58

@LakieLady

It's disgusting and I blame footballers for the increase in spitting in public among young men.
Yes and I blame Paula Radcliffe for the increased amount of shitting in public among runners.
ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 29/06/2021 20:01

@ViciousJackdaw

🤣🤣

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 29/06/2021 20:03

Hilarious. I’m female and I spit sometimes when I run. But it’s the ladzz and fooottball yobs innit…

Yes and Paula shat on the streets when she ran… yet it’s the spitting that offends so much.

Bryonyshcmyony · 29/06/2021 20:20

I have definitely spat after a hard running session and am pretty sure I'm not a bloke.

derxa · 29/06/2021 20:29

oh get a life

lastqueenofscotland · 29/06/2021 20:29

If you don’t like spitting may I suggest not taking up distance running Wink

baileys6904 · 29/06/2021 20:31

@looptheloopinahulahoop yeah sure it is. Women also fart roses and shit baby doves

www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/why-do-football-players-spit-so-much/

baileys6904 · 29/06/2021 20:31

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant post @viciousjackdaw

MrsDonnelly · 29/06/2021 21:05

The constant football bashing on here is so tedious. England have just beaten Germany in a tournament for the first time since 1966 and people need some joy in their lives at the moment. Get a grip

megletthesecond · 29/06/2021 21:07

It's foul. No one needs to spit, ever.

I'm forever telling teenagers off for dribbling and spitting. Only babies dribble.

Bryonyshcmyony · 29/06/2021 21:07

@MrsDonnelly

The constant football bashing on here is so tedious. England have just beaten Germany in a tournament for the first time since 1966 and people need some joy in their lives at the moment. Get a grip
Yes I'm very glad that I am fully able to appreciate and enjoy it! Feel sorry for all those who feel they have to prove how much they hate football.
TodaysFishIsTroutALaCreme · 29/06/2021 22:36

Where did I say I hated football? I've been thoroughly enjoying the tournament so far. Ffs. I just said I couldn't watch it because it was making me heave.

I ran 10k a few times a week and never felt the need to gob, but thank you for the posters who have educated me without being insulting as to why footballers need to do it. I still don't need to like it though.

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JudgeJ · 30/06/2021 10:39

@LakieLady

It's disgusting and I blame footballers for the increase in spitting in public among young men.
Rubbish, it was very common even before TV was invented! The men coming out of the mines, the docks, anywhere where there was heavy work used to spit a lot, in addition the kind of cigarettes they smoked also added to the spitting. Maybe we need to blame grunting on the largely female tennis players who are really really annoying.
JudgeJ · 30/06/2021 10:43

@MrsDonnelly

The constant football bashing on here is so tedious. England have just beaten Germany in a tournament for the first time since 1966 and people need some joy in their lives at the moment. Get a grip
For a lot of English people this is an awful result, they find it impossible to celebrate any British, especially English, success. They'll cheer up if England lose on Saturday. It's a thing I've never experienced in other countries, the press, the people, are almost always behind their national team. The success of the 2012 Olympics was a great disappointment to them.
Youdoyoutoday · 30/06/2021 10:49

More offended by the twits at the bus stop doing than I am about footballers doing it!

Bryonyshcmyony · 30/06/2021 11:23

FFor a lot of English people this is an awful result, they find it impossible to celebrate any British, especially English, success. They'll cheer up if England lose on Saturday. It's a thing I've never experienced in other countries, the press, the people, are almost always behind their national team. The success of the 2012 Olympics was a great disappointment to them*

Yes its really weird

OverTheRubicon · 30/06/2021 11:25

@baileys6904

Actually, it's to do with the amount of running they do increases a protein in the saliva which thickens mucus and makes it harder for them to swallow. It's one of the first things i said to my DSS when he signed as footballer
Oh bollocks. How many women spit? Our saliva is no different, our manners are.

It's always gross and particularly disgusting when so many people are having to spend their working days, on a pittance, wearing a mask - while footballers earn a fortune and spit with impunity.

OverTheRubicon · 30/06/2021 11:27

And love the footy, but that's why the spitting makes me so grumpy too. I spend a lot of time telling my sons not to spit, and how hard footballers have to work to get to the level they do... Then sit down to enjoy the match together and have my 8 year old pipe up to point out which of his heroes is doing it!

Pedalpushers · 30/06/2021 11:34

Men's bodies don't work differently, but I'm pretty sure there is a difference between a professional football player and your average mumsnetter going for a jog.