To want to beat mu husband about the face with a shovel because he said.......

[CloudAtlas]

"why bark myself when I can buy a dog to do it" (I know he got it all a bit mixed up btw).
He came home from work early (7pm!!!) last night so I could go out with a friend. Upon entering the house he asked me what he was having for his dinner. I asked him if he knew where the oven was. He said "why bark myself when I can buy a dog to do it". He claims it was a joke.

yes yanbu

dh said to me the other morning i done your washing up for you

why is it my washing up?

Yeah, its odd that. In our house DH does 'my' supermarket shopping for 'me'.

Well, I suppose it was done using my list!

Bless, he means well.

YANBU, have you got enough shovels yet? I can give you one .

Can't have my shovel. I have a constant need for it.