Very annoying. Can't wash my hair today because I'm going out on Saturday night!

[washingmyhair]

Going to have to tie it up for a couple of days.

I can't wash my hair or even really wash after today as I am going wild camping until Monday. I am already looking forward to my first shower when I get back.

@mnhq please tell us who this muppet name changer is!

@PurpleSunrise

Oooo I think I get it if this is based on a previous thread!! I never get the MN in jokes...

Oooh whats the thread?

I offer consultations op if you would like a style change. Blonde and fluffy is my speciality. Can be washed as often as you like with that style. Internet is full of images of my work.

I think the OP is a spy and someone has just pressed the nuclear button as a result of this message.

Maybe this is a joke based on a thread I missed, but |'m on some curly/wavy hair groups etc, plus watch some Youtube channels, which take this sort of thing very seriously.

I can't go the toilet as I cleaned it 3 hours ago.

I eat way to much cake

My carpets won’t be fitted before Wednesday now

Immensely disappointing

Are you going to tie it up in a teeny tiny pony tail? I bet you're crying and shaking at not been able to wash it.

Dont people wash their hair every day in the shower???

@AnyFucker

My kitchen floor could do with a sweep

Thank you AnyFucker, on the shitest of shit days, you just made me smile.

@Mycatismadeofstringcheese

I’d thus a reverse?

Are you actually the shower?

🤣🤣🤣

I wash mine every day, I wish I didn't have to but my hair is a slimy, stinking greaseball after a day. i've been like it since childhood and not washing it for a week makes no bloody difference

@motogogo no - if I washed my hair every day it would be dry as straw! You can shower without putting your head under you know

I can't wash my hair because I sliced the top of my finger off and it's in a dressing for a week, to hold it together in the hope it knits.

I am also going out Saturday, and I last washed it Sunday!

@PopAyetheSailorMam

I have some Vintage Vosene hidden away, that effects a clean that lasts from Sunday to Sunday like it’s the 1970’s.

What now, people wash their hair more than once a week? You'll be telling me people bathe more than once a week too. These new fangled ideas.

No comprendo.

I washed mine yesterday because I was going 'out out' tonight but that's been postponed. ☹️

It's looking so shiny and bouncy and no one will see it to appreciate its shiny bounciness.

@Confusedandshaken

I washed mine yesterday because I was going 'out out' tonight but that's been postponed. ☹️

It's looking so shiny and bouncy and no one will see it to appreciate its shiny bounciness.

Aw, post a photo and we shall all Ooh! and Aah! over your shiny, bouncy 'do and then it won't have gone to waste!

@PopAyetheSailorMam

I have some Vintage Vosene hidden away, that effects a clean that lasts from Sunday to Sunday like it’s the 1970’s.

I remember Vosene! I also remember only being allowed to have a bath and hairwash once a week!

@SingingWaffleDoggy

Makes perfect sense to me If she washes it today it’ll need a wash on Saturday but then it’ll be fly away Saturday night. Day old hair is best, so she needs to wash it tomorrow night. No need to wash it today and tomorrow.

Yep totally agree!

@PopAyetheSailorMam

I have some Vintage Vosene hidden away, that effects a clean that lasts from Sunday to Sunday like it’s the 1970’s.

Vosene was the dogs shampoo when we were growing up, I can still smell it now.

I can't watch TV tonight because we are going hiking on Sunday.