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Someone tell me what this is please? Coke? PHOTO.

402 replies

Poppydex · 28/04/2021 18:30

So just found this on my spare room floor..
I think its a little tube to store coke in. It has a white powder in.
Has anyone seen this before?
Not mine obviously.

Want to know before I say something..

Someone tell me what this is please? Coke? PHOTO.
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KarmaNoMore · 30/04/2021 05:59

The context is important. Where did you find it? Who does it belongs to? How is that person behaving?

Bluesheep8 · 30/04/2021 06:20

This was posted by the OP on 28/04
*Well we have a child together otherwise I wouldn't care about his drug habit. Sorry should have said.

Facetimed him holding up the tube. Yes it's coke.*

Why are people still making suggestions as to what it could be? Confused

KungFuPandaWorksOut20 · 30/04/2021 06:38

@Bluesheep8

This was posted by the OP on 28/04 *Well we have a child together otherwise I wouldn't care about his drug habit. Sorry should have said.

Facetimed him holding up the tube. Yes it's coke.*

Why are people still making suggestions as to what it could be? Confused

Because I think the ones who are saying it isn't coke aren't convinced. In all honesty I'm not.

Shes probably held it up and gone is this coke, he has shit it and said yeah because he doesn't want to admit its something else, like amphetamine, mama etc

It didn't look like coke residue to me either, and nobody who is into their coke would want it in a container like that. Would be easy for spilling and a pain making a line from or keying it.

KungFuPandaWorksOut20 · 30/04/2021 06:39

MDMA not mama, that would make a completely different thread altogether.

Bluesheep8 · 30/04/2021 06:49

Because I think the ones who are saying it isn't coke aren't convinced. In all honesty I'm not.

Ah, ok I see, thanks. I thought it was a case of not having read the ops updates.

owlpicture · 30/04/2021 06:53

It didn't look like coke residue to me either, and nobody who is into their coke would want it in a container like that. Would be easy for spilling and a pain making a line from or keying it.

People use tiny spoons these days

Queenoftheashes · 30/04/2021 07:35

Why would he volunteer Coke to hide use of mdma or amphetamine? Coke is the worst one!

KungFuPandaWorksOut20 · 30/04/2021 07:49

@owlpicture

It didn't look like coke residue to me either, and nobody who is into their coke would want it in a container like that. Would be easy for spilling and a pain making a line from or keying it.

People use tiny spoons these days

Yep, you are correct. But I think the percentage that just use a key, dab and rub, make a line, pinky finger nail etc is far higher than someone whipping out a little spoon to sniff from.
KungFuPandaWorksOut20 · 30/04/2021 07:50

@Queenoftheashes

Why would he volunteer Coke to hide use of mdma or amphetamine? Coke is the worst one!
I'm not an expert and didn't think coke was the worse one, was just trying to think of worse powder form drugs than coke. Because that texture just doesn't look cokeish to me and a few others.
iklboo · 30/04/2021 10:08

The context is important. Where did you find it? Who does it belongs to? How is that person behaving?

ALL OF THIS IS IN THE THREAD.

ItsCokeFFS · 30/04/2021 13:35

The context is important. Where did you find it?

OP found it while she was moving the furniture so that the new carpet could be fitted Grin

Ninkanink · 30/04/2021 14:15

No, it clearly says that OP found it up her ex’s bum.

owlpicture · 30/04/2021 15:03

She was actually looking for her chequebook

iklboo · 30/04/2021 15:26

The Korean Old Lady had it. She was paying to see the Sistine Chapel.

Ninkanink · 30/04/2021 16:04

Perhaps Balonz dropped it? On his way to a wedding in Maui?

DefinatelyMaybee · 30/04/2021 16:26

It's the cap of one of those 1970's tomato shaped squeezy sauce bottles

ItsCokeFFS · 30/04/2021 17:26

Was there any sign of a dead wasp OP?

Ninkanink · 30/04/2021 17:28

Was there an ironing board next to it?

iklboo · 30/04/2021 17:47

No he'd sold the ironing board to buy a penis beaker.

HUCKMUCK · 30/04/2021 17:53

It looks like the lateral flow............ just kidding!

@Poppydex 'Can't be trusted with a pen let alone a child'

I know it's shit that he is such a waste of space but this did make me laugh!

alphajuliet123 · 30/04/2021 18:56

@iklboo

The Korean Old Lady had it. She was paying to see the Sistine Chapel.
I knew I could hear screaming Shock
KarensChoppyBob · 30/04/2021 19:09

You lot have far more patience than me Grin.

Ninkanink · 30/04/2021 19:09

Or maybe we just have more Gin Wink

KarensChoppyBob · 30/04/2021 19:20

Pass it over .

Just not in a vial of any kind fgs.

toocold54 · 30/04/2021 19:46

OP will need a snort of that leftover coke after trawling through all these replies!

That's if it is actually coke, of course. We will never know grin

GrinGrin

I can’t believe there are so many more replies on this thread. I can’t work out if half of them are serious or joking. This has got to be one of my favourite threads for a while!