Someone tell me what this is please? Coke? PHOTO.

[Poppydex]

So just found this on my spare room floor..
I think its a little tube to store coke in. It has a white powder in.
Has anyone seen this before?
Not mine obviously.

Want to know before I say something..

@owlpicture Moi ? 🙄

Could it be the nozzle from a tube of Anusol?

🤣🤣.

Wow this threads turned into something hilarious

😂

This is a classic example of a thread that needs to be locked with a message that says:

"Yes, it's an eppendorf tube. No, it's not a lateral flow tube.

Yes, it's cocaine. No, it's not glitter.

Yes, you can store cocaine in it, yes you could get enough in there if you pack it in, and no, it wouldn't clump too much.

Thank you for your time."

Lougle

It may not be cocaine though.
Could be lots of things. Does look shiny. Maybe from a make up set- highlighter?

NO one has any excuse for just jumping in a 300+ thread without at the very least reading OP updates, anymore.

For the hard of thinking though.
just CLICK SEE ALL see attached pic

Omg cancel the cheque people

@ElaborateSalad

I think I've just found a new use for the container thingy from the lateral flow kits though...

Well no, because they have an open tube in the lid to drop the liquid out.....

I remember my Dad going ballistic once as he'd found a bag of white powder in my dressing table drawer (he had zero respect for privacy!)

As a teen, I had to spend my final school year being homeschooled and was in house alone until the tutor came. Every morning, after my parents & brother had gone to work, I'd find all the milk gone! I'd had enough. So I'd poured some powdered milk into a plastic sandwich bag and hid it in my dressing table for an emergency (the powdered milk was often empty as well as it was used regularly for coffees, hence why I'd hidden some for my morning cup of tea).

3 hours of me crying and accusing my brother of having planted it to get me in trouble and I finally realised he's found the bloody powdered milk! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes I know it looks like an eppendorf tube

And I know it looks like glitter

And I know OPs ex said it was coke when asked leading question

But for all you know OPs ex could have be secretly nursing a baby hedgehog

Mistakes can happen...

Member589500 Sun 04-Apr-21 12:29:38
Thanks for saving to classics.
I was dropping off a teenager one night when I saw a large black furry thing in the middle reservation bit of a busy road. It appeared to be writhing in agony. I pulled in to a petrol station a few hundred yards away and told the lad to run back and indicate to me if it was still alive. He ran back then started pointing at his head with both hands repeatedly. We were confused. My DD in the car said OMG it’s Mo Farah
He came back to advise it was a large wig and didn’t need our help.

Thank you OP for a much needed laugh, I do wish you all the best with your difficult situation 💐

OP will need a snort of that leftover coke after trawling through all these replies!

That's if it is actually coke, of course. We will never know

@iklboo

* Now that was funny! There was another one, not sure it was here, but a woman had found a little 'tablet' in her son's room and was going apoplectic. She asked if anyone could identify the imprint on it which she read as '23d'.

It was only an upside-down Pez sweet *

My mum genuinely thought I was sniffing glue because she found a Pritt stick on my windowsill. She had it displayed on the table as 'evidence' and everything.

My mum genuinely thought I was sniffing glue because she found a Pritt stick on my windowsill. She had it displayed on the table as 'evidence' and everything.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omg!! How did that conversation go?!

@FloraFauna27 op needs to ask the police.
It needs to be formally tested so he can be arrested

@CervixHaver - typical teenage reaction. She had the old foldy arms, pursed lips which made it worse.

I was probably'Oh my Godurrrrrr! What are you on about?!' type thing. My dad was in hysterics trying to explain what it was.

Her additional 'evidence' was I had spots on my chin. Yes. I was a teenager.

Could it be the nozzle from a tube of Anusol?

This WINS the thread. I mean, it did belong to an arsehole.

@speakout

Lougle

It may not be cocaine though.
Could be lots of things. Does look shiny. Maybe from a make up set- highlighter?

Oh FFS!

You cannot be serious?!

Most of the ‘dial a gram’ services in Bristol use those exact tubes, for cocaine.

I used them in my days as a chemistry student for centrifuging, do something medical/scientific?

6:30 OP starts thread
6:33 She confirms not covid test tube
6:30 It’s not sparkly / glitter
6:40 Photo comparison with covid tube
6:47 She mentions he has used coke before
7:04 FaceTimes ex - yes it is coke.

Yet here we are, what seems like days later...

Looks more like glitter

I know the mystery is solved but it looks nothing like the lateral flow test tube!

It's not drugs! If I saw that pot my mind wouldn't even wander to drugs

Just RTFT.

I stand corrected