in thinking that all you spuer yummy mummy's that are on facebook have no right looking so gorgeous when you have children to look after. why aren't you fat and hagged like me

[mamazon]

cos its not fair.

just scanned the mumsnet grop and you are all bloody gorgeous.

i demand you all make yourself ugly to make me feel better

I am on there and I am certainly not gorgeous.

I've just signed up today..how do I find the mumsnet group?

lol, mamazon maybe the photos used in their profile pics are old pre-baby ones? That's what I tell myself anyway

And judging from your pics you are not fat and hagged at all!!!!

Yeah, I have seen your picture and you look distinctly more glamourous than me.

so, how do I find our ladies on facebook then?

yeah, you have hair like shampoo adverts! unlike the birdsnest that resides on my head...

michaelad- just do a search for mumsnet on facebook.

PMSL @ hair like shampoo adverts - I have bleached dreadlocks with purple extensions.

if you type mumsnet in the search bit there is a group there.

it really is odd putting faces to names though. some of you are just how i imagined and others are compltely different.

as for my hair....it shines like that because its greasy lol

not that you were referring to me anyway, as I am distinctly average-looking, but my facebook photo is 2 years, 7kilos and one baby out of date! No-one gets to see the horrid truth.

In fact, they could use before and after photos of me in adverts to convince teenage girls not to get up the duff.