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Am I an ass hole?

166 replies

Seafog · 29/03/2021 21:07

Buddy and his Missus are in the boat, but facing each other.
They've been going round in circles for ten minutes.
Am I an ass hole for laughing?

Am I an ass hole?
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IndecentFeminist · 29/03/2021 21:39

I would laugh too. A lot.

EmpressWitchDoesntBurn · 29/03/2021 21:39

Hello OP, welcome to Mumsnet Grin.

I can’t think of any dodgy meanings for Buddy, don’t worry.

Lessthanaballpark · 29/03/2021 21:40

exactly that, spinning in circles

Bit like this thread then

EmpressWitchDoesntBurn · 29/03/2021 21:41

all the posh pony club people said 'arrrr'

Like pirates....

Getoffmyhat · 29/03/2021 21:41

I hate arse.

Stoppissingonmyheather · 29/03/2021 21:43

Ha ha ha no get a video and post it it will go viral you will be rich wait till Sun sets though unless they realise before hand Grin

Seafog · 29/03/2021 21:43

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn haha, I've been here since '07 under various names

@Skateosaurus I am on Vancouver Island BC Canada

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Skateosaurus · 29/03/2021 21:43

all the posh pony club people said 'arrrr'

Like pirates....

Grin
category12 · 29/03/2021 21:43

Grin I love the fact that this whole thread is about the merits of arsehole over asshole rather than the picture. Gold standard derailing Grin.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 29/03/2021 21:43

'Ass hole' sounds like a trap for an unwary donkey.

PolytheneHam · 29/03/2021 21:44

East Mids here. Definitely arse.

EmpressWitchDoesntBurn · 29/03/2021 21:44

[quote Seafog]@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn haha, I've been here since '07 under various names

@Skateosaurus I am on Vancouver Island BC Canada[/quote]
Brilliant, then you understand exactly what’s going on & I don’t need to worry! Grin

Seafog · 29/03/2021 21:44

Sadly, they have figured it out, she has turned around, and they are slowly, slowly making their way down the gorge

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VerityWibbleWobble · 29/03/2021 21:45

@Getoffmyhat

I hate arse.
So many things I could say to that...
EvilOnion · 29/03/2021 21:46

I would find this funny, so I must be an ass/arse hole too - I don't mind which!

Film them, edit it on a fast loop and add some music for further amusement... Might I suggest the Benny Hill theme?! 🤣

CoffeeWithMyOxygen · 29/03/2021 21:46

I am so confused. I refuse to believe you were born and raised in the midlands. There’s just no way!

If it helps, my parents are Northern - I was born here but my mother would have a fit if I called her “Mom” I should think, it’s always been “Mum” at home and my DS calls me Mum now too.

Getoffmyhat · 29/03/2021 21:47

Grin I could have elaborated but I couldn't be bothered.

Seafog · 29/03/2021 21:47

Also, not to be the pedantic one, but I was in Pony Clue too, and hate the arrr. I'm not Linda, (end in an A) but imagine a life of Linnndarrrrr and me yelling, there is no R in Linda!
That was me.

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AcornAutumn · 29/03/2021 21:47

@Seafog

Sadly, they have figured it out, she has turned around, and they are slowly, slowly making their way down the gorge
It gave me a much needed laugh, thank you. 😂
EmpressWitchDoesntBurn · 29/03/2021 21:48

@Getoffmyhat

Grin I could have elaborated but I couldn't be bothered.
To be fair, life would be a lot harder if we didn’t have arses. Or asses.
Seafog · 29/03/2021 21:48

Club, not clue, holy fucking autocorrect

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Silvercatowner · 29/03/2021 21:48

Wow OP that's some view you have.

I'm not jealous. Not at all. No.

HandyBendySandy · 29/03/2021 21:48

That's interesting, so in Canada you say "buddy and missus" the way we might say... ...Matey and Doris?

Well, that's how me and DH refer to people we don't know anyway. Smile

LoveFall · 29/03/2021 21:49

Ha ha ha. I took one look at the picture, and don't ask me why but I thought it looked like BC. And the Gorge yet. I lived in a house on the Gorge as a small child!

It's funny how your home scenery imprints on your mind.

Etinox · 29/03/2021 21:50

Blimey what’s in the water tonight?!
I’d laugh too OP.

They’re quite far out though so circular rowing must work 🤷🏻‍♀️