to be annoyed by so called "sex experts"

[SuzieSweep]

I was at the Dentist today waiting and waiting (running late as per usual) so read some magazines (as you do). In one of the magazines might have been now or closer (can't remember) this so called sex expert called Tracey (something) reckons that womens top 5 fantasies are

1 to fantasise about previous sex with a current partner - ok, this is obvious

2 sex with another bloke - ok, possible.

3 sex with a woman - err, speak for yourself love.

4 sex with someone at work - possible if you work with a good looking bloke.

5 a threesome with two men - err NO, am I the only one here that disagrees with this so calles sex experts top five fantasies?

OK 3 out of 5 are possible but number 3 and number 5 err - ins't. Who the hell are these sex experts anyway? What makes them experts in sex? anyone know? do they have qualifications in sex or something similar?.

hmm...well I've fantasised about all of them. I don't think 3 and 5 are that unusal tbh. Can't do number 4 now I'm a sahm tho

so were you going to the dentist for a 'temporary filling' eh, eh??? fnar, fnar

yes - a temporary filling .

horses for courses i say.

1 and 3 would tickle my fancy tbh.

Id go for them all, lol.

Especially 3 & 5!

number 3? - well I shouldn't be because my friends fantasise about it too .

Do you really think those are such rare and shocking fantasies?

Blimey.

Have a read of Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden. That should open your eyes a bit ...

Women on top was crap IMO.

I think I have led a very sheltered life so do find them shocking but from other what other people have said obviously not that shocking.

Who is Nancy Friday?

She writes erotic fiction books, have to say I've only read Women on Top and because I didn't like it haven't read anything else by her.

She compiled several books of sexual fantasies which women sent in to her. My Secret Garden was quite a shocker when it was first released.

Nothing in there anywhere near as tame as your five examples ...

But seriously, how do you become a sex expert? Do you do a degree? Do you just shag around and then you are classed as a sex expert? Anyone know?

Yeah, it's not really 'fiction' as such, they're real women's fantasies. For me there was a bit too much Freud and not enough fantasy

Isn't Tracy Cox trained as a sex therapist???

Being a sex expert is a bit like being a baby expert, I would imagine.

Mind you if you had to come up with FIVE top fantasies, what would YOU have put on top?

erm as it were

I would agree with all five.I can't belive you don't. Nancy Friday is brill. The secret garden has fanasies with pet dogs and donkeys l.o.l

my DH has a degree in Sexual Ethics

I have to keep him on a lead, though.

So all you women fancy having sex with another woman?

The chapter entitled At The Zoo is definitely ... interesting

Would offer to lend you my copy of it but it sort of fell apart ...

Suzie, you have it all wrong.

Fantasising about it doesn't mean we fancy doing it. Just that it's nice to think about.

You're not a 15 year old boy itching for us to write down our sexual fantasies, are you?

I thought number 3 was common

err, no LongMeg. Just some boring old housewife

Ahhhh ... boring housewives probably feature in sexual fantasies somewhere along the line