I had double Bing as DS1 was obsessed with it for like a year, and just as he was coming out of that phase DS2 embarked on it.
My worst Bing-related incident was just after DS1, then aged 3, had seen the episode where Bing steals a lolly from Paget’s shop. That week I happened to have picked up a cheap top at Peacocks, made the mistake of not trying it on, and when I got it home it didn’t fit. So on my next day off I planned to take it back.
The day off dawns and DS1 and I are walking to the shops. He asks what we will be doing and i explain I’ll need to take the top back to Peacocks.
He says solemnly, just as a man is approaching us, “Yes, because you didn’t pay for it.” I protest, “yes I did! It didn’t fit me!” DS fixes me with a sorrowful stare and says, “no, mama, we have to take it back because you didn’t pay for it, and that’s called stealing.” The passer by shakes his head at me in deep disapproval and disgust.
HE WAS BEING BLOODY FLOP IN THE LOLLY EPISODE.
FUCK YOU BING!