To give you no important details and only accept answers agreeing with me?

[LAgeDeRaisin]

Hi All,

NC in case outing.

In my opinion it was completely reasonable. Everyone I know thought so apart from a few people who didn't but they are mistaken for various reasons I can't get into at the moment (outing). One of these people was person A who is the SIL of my BIL's friend person B (legitimate breeder, no puppy farms), and it wasn't the first time that this had happened to person C, unrelated. Maybe I should just LTB.

I felt that the exclusion was about a personality clash and the teacher has got it in for DS. He is a sweet boy despite being boistrous and a bit of a livewire (NT, but diagnoses welcome). But to be clear they have been parking there every single day at drop off. Engines running. And it's not ever their hedge.

If you think IABU I can add in a few more posts later about my MIL, finances, and a diagram done with a biro that nearly doesn't work.

For clarity we earn £100,000 each and can afford it.

AIBU?
(Only YANBU answers please)

I think 2 sausages per person is perfectly adequate.

You need to cancel the cheque OP.

Evidence please.

@LAgeDeRaisin

All I'm saying is that anyone who eats more than 1 sausage in sausage and mash is obese and in denial.

I can’t believe you eat a whole sausage! I licked a sausage yesterday and have been stuffed ever since

I asked DH and he thinks YABU

I iron tea towels. Fuck all else to do.

Anyway, your MIL, SIL, BIL and DIL are all wrong.
Your DSIS’s FIL is right.

This is what happens when you sign up to Facebook

Didn’t read the full thread but I think you should move

You sound like hard work OP

LAgeDeRaisin. It's not big or clever you know, being facetious. Some people are genuinely struggling. It's not all about you. Have you no respect?

Only on Mumsnet.

I iron tea towels. Fuck all else to do.

Block the lot of them OP. On everything

@mnhq classics?

TheOrchidKiller
Only on Mumsnet

Oops, pressed post too soon.

If the teacher won't read a poem out for your child you should write a letter to the Chair of Governors or go direct to Ofsted. Your poor child.

How often do you change the beds? I do not hourly

I change the beds every hour.

@scaredsadandstuck

I would like to start a completely irrelevant off topic argument with another poster from page 2 about whether or not hedges are usually green.

😂😂😂😂

Did your kids go to Oxbridge? No? Gosh! All 7 of mine did, and they all went to the local (unleafy) comp!

Jesus Wept OP, grow up YABVVVU not sacrificing your well-being for your step kids.

Clicky link please.

This definitely didnt happen. Especially the donkey and the salt and vinegar crisps. Where he get those from? The corner shop? Hmmmm

Sorry @LAgeDeRaisin but you didn't ask that the Daily Mail stay away from this thread. It's been published in it's entirety and someone has recognised you.

(I say it was definitely the donkey.)

I change the beds every hour.

Beds are a teeming cesspit. My DC sleep in baths of Dettol.

Beds are a teeming cesspit. My DC sleep in baths of Dettol.

And make sure you wash your towels on a boil wash! After each and every use!