AIBU to think DH's knobber friend parks like this deliberately?

[anxietyaunt]

He does this every time he pays us one of his glorious visits and I can't get into my own driveway. DH claims he doesn't do it deliberately. I call bullshit. I have attached a (badly-drawn) pic showing our street and the abundance of places he could park instead. There is a key at the top but basically he could park anywhere I have put a tick.*

*Some ticks may look aggressive and deformed.

The deformed ticks ha ha! 🤣 Just the laugh I needed!

Your picture of knobby thumb man is amazing. He does remind me of Phil Mitchell though

has cheered me up this thread - so funny

Tell DH that he needs to check how knob has parked when he arrives at the front door and send him straight back out to move it and ask him "why have you parked like a knob??"

Excellent drawings OP!

I agree with calling him out on it. Every time! Not sarky just straight to the point. These people get away with bad behaviour because don't call them out on it.

'Why have you parked over our driveway again when you know I need to get on to it? You need to go and move your car now'.

There isn't many ways to answer being called out on doing it again.

(Alternatively your dh should be telling him to move before he is let into the house - why isn't he doing that?)

Gosh, be a shame if something accidentally damaged his car whilst it was so inconveniently parked....

I guess it's on a pavement or dropped kerb area? You know, kids on bikes passing etc....

Please can we have a diagram of the knobber himself?

Oops didn’t read the whole thread. Superb diagrams.

@anxietyaunt
This scene from 10 things I hate about you comes to mind m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZddAlF-GWI

This thread is way funnier than it should be.
Your diagrams are superb

anxietyaunt, yes, that close. I was young and bendy then though.

@anxietyaunt

Sorry about the swearing and penis talk by the way.

This post is pure gold. Makes me laugh even more than the brilliant diagrams.

@anxietyaunt that looks like my ex dh 😅🤣