Does anybody want to start a band with me?

[Iplayabitofguitar]

A mumsnet band?
We could be called takin' the biscuit
I'll be the guitarist even though i'm shit.

Only if we can do The Bongo Song as an opener

I'm in
I'll be a singer - probably rather be a backing vocalist

Brilliant! Now we need a main vocalist, a bassist and a drummer

Nobody? I can't have a band with just a singer and a guitarist

I'll be drummer. Peri-menopause has me wanting to beat the crap out of something. I reckon a drum kit might well be the answer!

I'll do the singing but the band has to be called JaneJeffer and Takin' the Biscuit

I’m a bass player. It’s been a while but I miss it..and being young again

We've got it! Jane Jeffer and takin' the biscuit!

Our first single, 'Is my husband on glue?' Comes out Friday...

I'll play the keyboards and sing backing vocals.
I can't do either but I'm enthusiastic.

Can I be a roadie so I get drugs and meet chicks?

Can I join? I’ll either sing, or maybe write, we can do Lily Allen’s “fuck you” song and re-write it, it might be quite long if we start a list of what to include though...

I'll drive the tour bus. A few months on the road would be heaven!

Great, i need to have 50 bottles of JD, a hunky masseur and only brown M&Ms. No one is to look me in the eyes.