Bloody MLMs! Tropic does, however, have its uses. No, really: bear with me. (I’ve posted about this before on another Tropic thread.) If it wasn’t for Tropic, I wouldn’t have found concrete proof that my man (now ex man) was cheating on me with another woman. Before Christmas, I was perusing a Tropic bot’s social media when I saw a familiar sight: a photo of my man’s foot. I recognised this ghastly appendage straight away as he suffers from terrible eczema on the sole of his foot. It’s so bad that he’s been going to hospital for treatment.
The caption beneath the photo (taken from a WhatsApp screenshot) included this glowing testimonial:
“Just want to say a massive thanks for recommending Tamanu balm. My partners eczema improved massively after only using it for two weeks 😍😍😊. Could not be happier. 🥰 Thank you”
I didn’t take that photo or write the testimonial, so it was obvious he had another partner. Obviously this was a sexual partner, not a dancing partner, as he wouldn’t be doing much dancing with a foot like that. After a bit of sleuthing it transpired that the owner of the foot has been in a relationship with the Tropic bot’s mother for a number of years - he left his wife (to whom he’d been married for over 40 years) for her. He and I were together for 16 months.
He certainly put his foot in it. Tropic bot’s mother is quite welcome to him and his manky foot. So, thank you Tropic! I’m sure the sleazy bugger didn’t think his foot would end up on FB and Insta for all to see - including me.
As for the Tropic bot and her mother, I have one word: “aciu” as you say in your language.
I just hope he keeps his socks on in the Mosque. 