To want to divorce my hubby

[madddddd]

So bloody angry!!!
Hubby had a couple drinks tonight which is fine I have no issue with that. He came into bed and fell asleep. Also fine. But the stupid idiotic man decided to fall asleep half cut with a FULL glass in his hand! So he moved to turn over and splashed the whole bloody glass all over me, the bed and the duvet!!! Wasn't a small glass either. Didn't trust myself to wake him up cos I was so mad, so put a towel down to soak the worst of it off the mattress and I'm now on the sofa with a blanket!

Guess who will be doing clean up tomorrow!!! Certainly not me! He's totally oblivious snoring away like a walrus 🙄🙄

@summerhouse

Lol you made me laugh. Retching in the street. Lol.. Hope you have a lovely day

@swissmummy12345

Oh unclench. When referring to your husband all we're asking is please don't call him 'hubby' as it makes you sound infantile and pathetic. You are both adults and equal partners in a relationship. Call each other what you like but we don't have to hear the vomit inducing names. He's your husband, so refer to him as that. Its 2021 FFS not the 1950s.

Surely this isn't serious? Are you actually for real? Why on earth would I write a post using words based on what other posters want? It's my post, my husband/hubby. I can call him what I like and certainly don't need approval from anyone on here. If you think it's infantile, or vomit inducing or whatever else you said, then by all means just scroll on by. I can't believe I'm actually having this conversation to be honest.

[quote madddddd]@FredAstairesChair

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Nooooooooooooooo. You're hubby is defiantly very norty hun 🤣🤣🤣

Good popsicle my pleasure.

Wouldn't it be a better if we all made each other laugh rather than angry / upset with meanness and pedanticism.

(May have made myself a target with invented word but don't know / don't care)

Oh dear I spilt a cup of tea over my sleeping partner in bed once. He didn't even notice!!

@SummerHouse

I love this! Wish there was much more people like you

[quote madddddd]@SummerHouse

I love this! Wish there was much more people like you [/quote]
My day is made thank you OP.

It's hilarious to see people who use "DH" berating the OP for "hubby."

@swissmummy12345

Oh unclench. When referring to your husband all we're asking is please don't call him 'hubby' as it makes you sound infantile and pathetic. You are both adults and equal partners in a relationship. Call each other what you like but we don't have to hear the vomit inducing names. He's your husband, so refer to him as that. Its 2021 FFS not the 1950s.

All we’re asking....

This is brilliant. Mumsnet don’t get to ask or tell me what to refer to my hubby as. I’ll refer to him however I like. I like hubby. Suck it up.

@pictish

My thoughts exactly

Well OP, I would divorce him for snoring like a walrus. That cheeky ickle Hubby Wubster Woo 😂

*Hubby hunk.
Hunky hubby, hunk, hunk.
Hunky hubby, hunk, hunk, hunk.

Your welcome*.

@SummerHouse no....YOUR'E welcome hun xxx

@123HereComesTheSun I think you actually mean you're welcome? What's your'e? Grammar police at its finest. 😂 😂

PMSL at you trying to correct @SummerHouse !!!

That's made me laugh out loud!

@Blockedoff 😂😂😂😂

Nooooooooooooooo. You're hubby is defiantly very norty hun 🤣🤣🤣

@123herecomesthesun I have decided that the welcome is especially for you. It belongs to you so it's YOUR welcome. YOU'RE welcome.

I can see the thread has moved on but just wanted to pick up on the spelling thing. I did my dissertation on whether spelling is linked to intelligence or education and, this will shock you and certainly flabbered the gast of my tutor, it is absolutely not. It's all to do with the way your brain encodes the words and, for some, this encoding loop doesn't work as strongly. I interviewed primary aged children, secondary, university pre & post grads and working adults. There were those in the primary group who has better spelling that PHD students but, funnily enough, weren't classed as educated as them. It really is done to neurology - not intelligence!

Hubby, in my very personal view, is a bit stomach churning but each to their own. But I get cross at people who infer spelling something wrong means that person is stupid or illiterate!