I have to go into the office on Monday...

[Chipsandchesses]

I’ve just tried on my office clothes (first time since last March) and they don’t fit.

Feck! I hadn’t even noticed I’d put weight on, I’ve just been wearing joggers and sweaters for 12 months.

What am I going to wear? How has this happened!

lighthearted but also, help

Any smart casual stuff instead??

ASOS next day delivery of a shift dress type thing. Depending on your style, Monki is great, but they have a million options. Order tonight and it'll be there tomorrow. I think the cut off is 10pm.

I had a similar panic when I had to put my black funeral trousers on the other day!! I need to sort myself out 😂

Belt and don’t do the button up.
Hair band through the button.
Long top.
Wear something too casual on bottom half but claim it’s because of the insanely weather.
Ask a friend or neighbour.

Oh dear something has disagreed with you and there is no way you can travel as you might need the toilet at no notice. Can I continue to work from home?

Do you have a big supermarket near you that sells clothes? Not ideal but see if you can find anything to make do until you order something online.

Ha no help but I feel you sister, I tried to dress “nice” the other day for a trip to the damn shop (haven’t been out of this village for weeks and weeks, not a bloody chance of anything going on but leggings!

Emergency ASDA trip tomorrow?

Tesco have some lovely clothes at the moment and had 25% off womenswear on wednesday. Not sure how smart you need to be?

I have the opposite problem in that I’ve lost weight and nothing fits.

Do you have a DP? Do you fit into his clothes?

If you have amazon prime you can probably get some stretchy trousers delivered tomorrow

Towel

@12frogsincoats

Towel

That happened to me, my weight increase was really fast. We were kicked out end of march, went in for a meeting in July... luckily we are quite casual so I ended up in my fat girl cropped trousers & a tshirt.
Didnt fool anybody, I wasnt the only one.
I haven worn joggers since, stuck to jeans with a belt to remind myself not to eat so much

I so know what you mean... I'll have getting on for a stone to lose before I have to start going back in again :-(

Do you not have a jersey dress or something equally as stretchy? Otherwise an emergency supermarket visit is in order.