Stuff you think must happen to other people - but can't risk asking? part 2

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I wanted to post mine but the thread is full! Apologies if I've missed a new one. will link to the op ASAP

Stuff you think must happen to other people - but can't risk asking? http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4155019-stuff-you-think-must-happen-to-other-people-but-can-t-risk-asking

I seem to permanently have a zit on one of my arse cheeks. It goes down and then rises to a large red lump which makes sitting painful. It then disappears until next time.

If I'm desperate for a wee, when I go I sometimes get a warm feeling cascading across the soles of my feet (no, not wee!). My daughter has this too, and told me about it without me saying anything.

If I'm very tired, as I'm falling asleep I very clearly hear people talking right next to me (obvs no-one really there). This sometimes freaks me out so much it wakes me up bolt upright.

The tangy pain in your cheek when you eat cheese, drink wine etc, is apparently a slightly blocked saliva duct. I ignored mine until a stone formed in the saliva duct, it was so painful, and when it eventually popped out it was about half a cm across, and there is still a hole there now. I was told by the specialist to drink at least a litre of water a day and to massage the bit where my jawbone meets to stimulate and unblock the duct.