I don't want to be a lovely cuddly hedgehog anymore

[Christmasjunkie]

This afternoon my partner came up behind me in the kitchen, gave me a cuddle and slipped his hand down my pants. I fully shaved 3 nights ago and now I have slight 'regrowth' 🙈 I have also put a fair bit of weight on over the last couple of years. So anyway, he called me a lovely cuddly hedgehog. Aibu to ask your advice please? My options are A) embrace being a lovely cuddly hedgehog B) grow a low maintenance bush to avoid hedgehog regrowth.

Wow! Ok

What the fuck did I just read.

Lose weight, grow a bush.

Then you will be a skinny yeti

@JengaJanga I've just re read my post and I would have responded exactly the same as you. However this is a genuine predicament I'm in right now. I'm off work until Saturday and I'm on my 4th Vodka and Coke so the sensible thing to do was to ask strangers on a public forum obviously

Skinny yeti

@livefornaps I can't lose weight I liveforsnacks.

I'll have to accept that in a few weeks I'll be a cuddly yeti

@Christmasjunkie I love you

Everyone knows the old joke 'how do hedgehogs have sex?' .... 'carefully'.
So it's got to be yeti. Though I'm sure you can trim to mere labradoodle.

@livefornaps of course you love me because naps and snacks=love.

Go natural.

Less maintenance, less itchy and frankly, no matter what a man will say, they wont turn down a shag regardless of whether you are smooth as silk or sporting a full 70's porn bush.

I know that some women genuinely prefer being bare down there, but tbh I cannot be arsed and I have never had any complaints!

Bush all the way.

Daft question, but why do you shave your pubic hair?

@maras2 because she wants to?

Start using a hair mask twice a week down there for extra smoothness 🤣

@PyongyangKipperbang sound advice, thank you. Ps I loved your username so much 😂 I had to change mine in accordance with my current situation

@CaptainCabinets thank you for answering that question for me 💗 you've got a lot more patience than I have tonight.... I posted the most ridiculous embarrassing question on AIBU tonight and someone has actually responded asking why I shave my pubic hair?! 😂 if that's the first thing someone thinks when they read my post then they're even more of a peabrain than I am........

@maras2 should you be wasting time on mumsnet when there's bras you could be burning?

Well there are many different reasons to shave so it might help the decision as to what to do!

Not seeing anything wrong with that approach. A good way to make decisions.

Did the bra burning in the 60's.
Back to Gransnet for me then.

Nope, I’ll be a cuddly bush baby all my life. Neatly trimmed if it needs a machete to get through it, shave the edges if going to be seen in a swimsuit (never going to happen, too much chance of being harpooned as a big white whale)

Regrowth is far too uncomfortable 😂

And put his hands down my pants.

Woah too much information

I've stopped bothering to shave bits that aren't on show to the public. DH has never turned down sex over it

They were never meant to be shaved. Itching, rash, awkward angles, easily nicked, sore, infections more likely... better to keep trimmed but present and correct.

Option C) LTB

@awwlookatmybabyspider please accept my apologies for posting such graphic filth about 'hands down my pants' I take it you're strictly a lights off, missionary kind of woman